There are two types of people: those who try to win and those who try to win arguments. They are never the same.

You might as well learn right now, you two, that the poorest guide you can have in life is what people will say.

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands.

The pilot of the Galilean lake; Two massy keys he bore, of metals twain (The golden opes, the iron shuts amain).

There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest.

I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

When I was a kid, I had two great guilty pleasures. One was horror movies and the other was martial arts movies.

Only two kinds of daughters, she shouted in Chinese. Those who are obedient and those who follow their own mind!

We don't want two-tier health care in Canada - one tier for Quebec and another tier for the rest of the country.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I've got a really great family round me, two sisters and an older brother and my mum and dad. Everybody's equal.

I was not the most attractive child. I had two really big buck teeth. I was horrendous - long, lanky and gangly.

What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.

you got two feet, Sethe, not four." he said, and right then a forest sprang up between them; tactless and quiet.

Its a mathematical fact that two negatives make a positive so even under adverse circumstances think positively.

The 22nd Amendment should probably be modified to say two consecutive terms instead of two terms for a lifetime.

A marriage of two independent and equally irritable intelligences seems to me reckless to the point of insanity.

Politics is made up of two words: "Poli," which is Greek for "many," and "tics," which are bloodsucking insects.

Russia has two bases outside of Russia. America has 178 military bases throughout the world. Who's the aggressor?

My real name is Nils and Booboo is a childhood nickname. It's not two words or two capital B's, it's B-o-o-b-o-o.

The reality was that Warner wasn't there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.

We are born with two incurable diseases, life, from which we die, and hope, which says maybe death isn't the end.

When I'm in meetings until 5am and then have to get up two hours later for filming, sometimes I ask myself 'why?'

I have talked with representatives from the two other parties who said they had no problem with the offer either.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

Hope and faith are two intimate brothers; they always go together. Hope nourishes faith and faith treasures hope.

Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.

While I had cancer, I wrote these twenty-two personal essays about how I lived my life backed by Zen and writing.

Our borders and our obstacles can only do two things: (1) stop us in our tracks, or (2) force us to get creative.

I like films where there's a relationship between two women. I always think that's lovely to watch on the screen.

Ideas are, in truth, forces. Infinite, too, is the power of personality. A union of the two always makes history.

I was born alone, I'm gonna die alone. I have my own identity. I'm my own person, and no two people are the same.

How do you keep ninety people together with one stick? I've got two sticks and I can't keep five people together.

Everything that exists in your life, does so because of two things: something you did or something you didn't do.

My death from the wrists, two name tags, blood worn like a corsage to bloom one on the left and one on the right.

Let's all get married. There is nothing more beautiful than two people who love each other and commit to marriage

I grasped two things: I wasn't as happy as I could be, and my life wasnt going to change unless I made it change.

it's dreadful when two people's senses of humor are antagonistic. I don't believe there's any bridging that gulf!

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.

No two leaves were alike, and yet there is no antagonism between them or between the branches on which they grow.

I don't mind being in studios, and I don't mind being out in nature. They're two different ways of making movies.

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?

Anger, though concealed, is betrayed by the countenance. ?That anger is not warrantable which hath seen two suns.

Segregation is that which is forced upon an inferior by a superior. Separation is done voluntarily by two equals.

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