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The virtue of making two blades of grass grow where only one grew before does not begin to be superhuman.
We owe our success to them, and also to the fact that, as the saying goes, two "Eds" are better than one.
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.
Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady they neither of them care for.
I always have two pairs of glasses: geeky black Warby Parker frames and Wayfarer Ray Bans. Those are key!
If it feels like you're choosing between the lesser of two evils, don't. There is always a higher choice.
The Love Undercover series features two cops, a street rat, and a construction worker as the lead heroes.
There are two components to biological information in the body, one is intention, the other is attention.
New York and New Jersey are probably two of my favorite places to get really good surf in the summertime.
Have I seen The Commitments? I was obsessed with that movie. I just watched it again about two weeks ago.
You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.
I only have two things in my life, my family and work. If there's any time left over, then I play sports.
If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell.
These two are not two, love has made them one. Amo Ergo Sum! And by its mystery each is no less but more.
Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch indeed who will not tell them to him.
Two people can see the same thing, disagree, and yet both be right. It's not logical; it's psychological.
In Gaul were two orders, the nobility and the priesthood, while the people, says Caesar, were all slaves.
I knew I was going to make one. I wanted to make two, but the first one rattled in and rattled right out.
The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable.
Your white tee, well to me, looks like a nightgown; Make your mama proud, take that thing two sizes down.
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
Gravy is persistently plagued by two problems. Problem number one - skin. And problem number two - lumps.
In cloning, in contrast, reproduction is asexual - the cloned child is the product not of two but of one.
If you always vote for the lesser of two evils, you will always have evil, and you will always have less.
I'm a very sensitive person. I do like to be respected. I'm very loyal. I like it to be a two-way street.
We live on two levels ... the realistic level and the fantastic level, and which is the real one, really?
You would be surprised what two hours of daily exercise and five hundred stomach crunches can do for you.
I'm attracted to short screenplays. Nobody really wants a film to be over two hours, or at least I don't.
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.
There are two types of companies in the world: those that know they've been hacked, and those that don't.
Besides," Shane said "I want to see Monica's face when she catches sight of the two of you. Kodak moment.
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
Two kinds of blindness are easily combined so that those who do not see really appear to see what is not.
Human life is reduced to real suffering, to hell, only when two ages, two cultures and religions overlap.
There are two ways to change things: Either you are forced to change or you have the intuition to change.
Change is tough, people don't like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.
I make no special difference between architecture and design, they are two different stages of invention.
Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.
It only took me two weeks to build the first version of Facebook because I had so much stuff before then.
Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.
People love a true story and especially a true story where two people from opposite worlds come together.
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.
If two actors have an equal creative give and take between them, it translates beautifully on the screen.
You don't want to get beat, number one, and you hate getting shutout, number two, and even worse, no hits.
I think competitiveness between two people is still relevant, and the battle of the sexes still intrigues.
I can scarcely contemplate a more incalculable evil than the breaking of the Union into two or more parts.
Steve Jobs has said that Xwindows is brain-damamged and will disappear in two years. He got it half-right.