If any two men desire the same thing, which nevertheless they cannot both enjoy, they become enemies.

We allude to the short prose narrative, requiring from a half hour to one or two hours in its perusal

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

I've played three presidents, three saints and two geniuses - and that's probably enough for any man.

In many ways for black actors there's been two leading guys: It's Will Smith vs. Denzel [Washington].

Two criminals were crucified with Christ. One was saved; do not despair. One was not; do not presume.

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.

I've got two brothers and two sisters, so there's five of us and we're all very close, which is cool.

We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.

Football and gambling - two great American addictions working together. What could possibly go wrong?

Between the two poles of whole-truth and half-truth is slung the chancy hammock in which we all rock.

I devoutly believe that there is no difficulty between two people for which both are not responsible.

There two things that are infinite, human stupidity and the universe, I don't know about the universe

There are only two things that are absolute realities, love and knowledge, and you can't escape them.

The strongest relationships are between two people who can live without each other but don't want to.

A man of genius is unbearable, unless he possesses at least two things besides: gratitude and purity.

We have in fact only two certainties in this world - that we are not everything and that we will die.

There are two marriages, then, in every marital union, his and hers. And his ... is better than hers.

...stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.

Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

I think if two people love each other, they should be able to get married. That's pretty much simple.

If everybody walks into the room wearing crutches you don't know who can stand on their own two feet.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Well, I think that - I think leadership's always been about two main things: imagination and courage.

There are many ways of knocking electrons out of atoms. The simplest is to rub two surfaces together.

The weight of the world is a trifle, if we all put our two fingers under it and try to lift together.

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.

I imagine these two girls next to me every time single time I'm going over those hurdles in training.

There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their 90s now.

China and the U.S. are the two largest importers of oil. They are the two largest emitters of carbon.

Well the way we perceive accuracy and what accuracy is statistically are really two different things.

Two-thirds of all the strifes, quarrels, and lawsuits in the world arise from one simple cause-money.

I am a biological female. I have two children. I've been married for 16 years. I've never been a man.

At worst, is not this an unjust world, full of nothing but beasts of prey, four-footed or two-footed?

The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.

Two people cannot be alone together for upwards of half an hour without one emerging as the superior.

Two basic values, autonomy and solidarity, serve as helpful prompters in any decision-making process.

Love is the first step towards the divine, surrender is the last. And two steps is the whole journey.

We all eat two to six times a day. Why? Because we are supposed to, we are programmed to, we want to.

Robert Creely's poems have two main characteristics. 1) They are short; 2) they are not short enough.

When two parties make a compact, there results to each a power of compelling the other to execute it.

True up-bringing is restricted to two types of welfare; the welfare of the body and that of the mind.

I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

There are only two kinds of Wodehouse readers, those who adore him and those who have never read him.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

I will always be the virgin-prostitute, the perverse angel, the two-faced sinister and saintly woman.

There are two times of the year that stir the blood. In the fall, for the hunt, and now for lacrosse.

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