The reason why we have two ears and only one mouth is that we may listen the more and talk the less.
In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.
Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
If man looks within himself he must perceive two things: a law of right, and that which it condemns.
There are two parties, so-called, but they're really factions of the same party, the Business Party.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
The market may never coalesce around one basic design, or even around two or three dominant devices.
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
Traditionally, psychology has been the study of two populations: university freshmen and white rats.
Merciless criticism and independent thinking are the two necessary traits of revolutionary thinking.
Propriety of manners, and consideration for others, are the two main characteristics of a gentleman.
I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
There's two things I gotta do. One is, I gotta update my resume. And then, I have to call my mother.
When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss.
I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.
And I loved this moment for all it's pain...We seemed for a moment like two parts of the same thing.