Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

If a monk can overcome two things, he can become free from the world. Bodily ease and vain-glory.

History and memory share events; that is, they share time and space. Every moment is two moments.

I have two children. I have a Down syndrome child whom I love very much, and my wife that I love.

What if two negatives make an affirmative ...does it follow that two nobodies shall be some body?

Everyone wants the two characters to be together, but then once they are, it's not that much fun.

Things she knew now, that she hadn't known two hours ago: Park was covered with skin. Everywhere.

For the moment, I’m just Daire—a girl straddling two bloodlines. One I was given—one I must earn.

Read two newspapers a day. And not just online. Hold them in your hands. Get ink on your fingers.

So, two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism.

I am not an American; I am one of twenty-two million black people who are victims of Americanism.

That’s love: Two lonely persons keep each other safe and touch each other and talk to each other.

If you are doing things the same way as two years ago, you are almost certainly doing them wrong.

It's great when two strangers become best friends but not when best friends become two strangers.

There are only two ways to influence human behavior: you can manipulate it or you can inspire it.

When confronted with two alternatives, life and death, one is to choose death without hesitation.

Suffering reveals to us the two things that ultimately matter: that we are weak but He is strong.

Number one, cash is king... number two, communicate... number three, buy or bury the competition.

What I am telling you, before you begin my story, is this -- two things: I crave truth. And I lie.

I miss smoking (two to four packs a day) but I don't miss the crackle in my lungs when I breathed.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

I believe that one can indeed work on two or more tasks at once, but in ways yet to be understood.

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring.

I breastfed both my kids for two years so, you know it was very tiring emotionally and physically.

Love has the faculty of making two lovers seem naked, not in each other's sight, but in their own.

There are two important days in a woman's life: the day she is born and the day she finds out why.

I wrote two plays before I was cast on The Neighbors. They actually got published, which was cool.

It's more enjoyable to shoot in a studio on a single location with two actors... if they are good.

I feel comfortable with women. I have two sisters, so I grew up in a female-dominated environment.

Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.

I believe in myself over everyone else. There's nothing that walks on two legs that I'm afraid of.

We were only on orbit a little over two days so we had no adverse effects from being weightless...

There's only two ways to be completely alone in this world, lost in a crowd or in total isolation.

I guess it's always romantic when two people fall in love.... Even if it turns out not to be real.

They were two superior eels at the bottom of the tank and they recognized each other like italics.

I never see any difference in boys. I only know two sorts of boys. Mealy boys and beef-faced boys.

Two people unable to cry finally cry together and in the world ended today, we would be fulfilled.

There's no such thing as equality. No two people are the same. You will not have the same clothes.

A relationship is not two halves coming together to make a whole. Each of you is already complete.

The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery

Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Good has two meanings: it means that which is good absolutely and that which is good for somebody.

There are only two things as complicated as insurance accounting and I have no idea what they are.

Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

If I see a problem (in the clubhouse), I say something right away. I don't wait two or three days.

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