They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

Great honours are great burdens, but on whom They are cast with envy, he doth bear two loads.

There are two kinds of great power which can shake the earth: Mega earthquakes and big ideas!

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

Scrutamini scripturas (Let us look at the scriptures). These two words have undone the world.

Statistics do not convey emotion. They shock us for a minute or two, and then we click again.

Better spend an extra hundred or two on your son's education, than leave it him in your will.

I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't.

I'm very active. I've got two small daughters and four restaurants in three cities. I'm busy.

If God exists, He is there, in the small, cast-off pieces, rough and random and no two alike.

Almost any group of three is going to form a triangle, with two points closer to one another.

Who never found what good from science grew, Save the grand truth, that one and one make two.

Profit or perish... There are only two ways to make money: increase sales and decrease costs.

A boy can be two, three, four potential people, but a man is only one. He murders the others.

Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.

The one state/two state debate is irrelevant as Israel and the US consolidate Greater Israel.

There are two kinds of people. There are leaders and there are followers. And I'm a follower.

The depression brought everybody down a peg or two. And the Negroes had but few pegs to fall.

The horse's neck is between the two reins of the bridle, which both meet in the rider's hand.

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.

Once you get to the plate, you have two options: You either quit, or you try to hit the ball.

Herd pressure is to be judged by two things: first, its intensity, and second, its direction.

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

God has given you two ears--that should tell you something about the importance of listening.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.

Any fact is better established by two or three good testimonies than by a thousand arguments.

Well, I've got two small children and this is a very important time for me to be around them.

To me, there's two types of songs, good and bad. And I just like to stick with the good ones.

Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch.

Peace is the evening star of the soul, as virtue is its sun, and the two are never far apart.

I'd like to be able to go on holiday and not to have to hold my belly in for two whole weeks.

The two biggest self-deceptions of all are that life has a 'meaning'and each of us is unique.

Two of my grandparents died in a car crash. Sucks, 'cause they would have lived to a hundred.

We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.

We all have two things in common, no matter who we are: We were born and we are going to die.

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.

I've always written everything as two guitars and I never thought I'd find that right person.

Happy is the moment we sit together, with two forms, with two faces, yet one soul. You and I.

I've got enough money to live me two lifetimes so I don't have to do nothing I don't want to.

It's a big dream for me to go home with two gold medals. It's not very easy as it looks like.

As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.

We all fight on two fronts, the one facing the enemy, the one facing what we do to the enemy.

Separating them were two layers of brick, a few inches of plaster, and nine years of silence.

I've often said there's two kinds of actors. There's a more gregarious type and the shy type.

Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.

Zen is based on the recognition of two incompatible types of thought: rational and intuitive.

There are two kinds: one takes the music too fast, and the other too slow. There is no third!

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