There's two times of year for me: Football season, and waiting for football season.

Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three

Let our love be like an arch- two weaknesses leaning together to form one strength.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

In high school, I got smacked and kicked around. Two bloody noses. It was horrible.

God continuously comes into the world in two places - at the altar and in the womb.

I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.

I think my idea of a perfect romance is when two people really belong to each other.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Self-esteem is made up primarily of two things: feeling lovable and feeling capable.

Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits.

I was late once and it cost me $50,000. I figure it was cheaper to wear two watches.

In solitude a dialogue always arises, because even in solitude there are always two.

When two opposing sides meet in battle, the one without an enemy will be victorious.

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

It is inconceivable that you would ever see two chimpanzees carrying a log together.

I found myself pinned to the hallway wall by six feet, two inches of hard, hot male.

There are only two kinds of songs; there's the blues, and there's zip-a-dee-doo-dah.

Im a McDonalds girl - several times a week. Usually the two-cheeseburger combo meal.

I'm not going to spend two years of my life on something that I'm not excited about.

The hammer and the anvil are the two hemispheres of every true reformer's character.

There are two parts to the process: taking the picture and finding ways of using it.

The red man divided mind into two parts, - the spiritual mind and the physical mind.

If you scratch a great photograph, you find two things; a painting and a photograph.

the two major parties too often present us with a choice of the evil of two lessers.

The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Reason and action are congeneric and homogenous, two aspects of the same phenomenon.

It’s harder to write a story with just two people in a room than with 50 characters.

Man arose to high moral vision two thousand years before the Hebrew nation was born.

The two-war strategy is just a marketing device to justify a high [military] budget.

Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once.

There are two basic situations in volleyball - either you got the ball or you don't.

Two new workers are being added to the population for every one job that is created.

When you are knocked down you have two choices - stay down or get back up, stronger.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak, and to speak well, are two things.

Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!!

Anything can happen in the blink of an eye. Anything at all. One. Two. Three. Blink.

God works in his elect in two ways: inwardly, by his Spirit; outwardly, by his Word.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

I didn't start cooking until I was thirty-two. Until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time.

I'd rather miss one or two games than to come back and pop it and miss four or five.

Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the very worst.

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

If I could have two things in one: the peace of the grave, and the light of the sun.

The world is shaped by two things — stories told and the memories they leave behind.

Mental illness seems to be a communication problem between interpreters one and two.

Congress is good at doing two things: one is nothing, and the other is overreacting.

My parents have been married forty-two years. I wonder how many of those were happy.

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