Who wins a... competition [between two traits] is massively context sensitive.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

We are all sure of two things, at least; we shall suffer and we shall all die.

There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.

Real Christianity can be summed up in two commands: Love God, and love people.

The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game.

The history of mankind is the instant between two strides taken by a traveler.

Every healthy man can do without food for two days — but without poetry, never!

Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content.

It's not that I'm Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes now, but I've got my priorities in order.

There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men.

I've been a ballerina since I was two, but I've always wanted to be an actress.

What happened between those two beings? Nothing. They were adoring one another.

Never forget that when we are silent, we are one. And when we speak we are two.

I have never taken more than two weeks to record an album throughout my career.

There are two critical points in every aerial flight-its beginning and its end.

A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be.

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life.

There is no intimacy like that between two women who have chosen to be sisters.

Past and future are two aspects of the same coin. The name of the coin is mind.

Death is the number two fear that people have and public speaking is the first!

Women with money and women in power are two uncomfortable ideas in our society.

Conclusion 2: There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins. ~Signed Tamaki

Dreams and beasts are two keys by which we find out the keys of our own nature.

If you think you can do two full-time jobs, people will expect you to do three.

Remember if people talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead!

My favorite Extreme records were the last two. I can't listen to the first one.

I haven't been on a date in awhile. I went on maybe two dates in my whole life.

Virtue extends our days: he lives two lives who relives his past with pleasure.

Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

I'd rather be number one on the worst-dressed list than number two on the best.

Basketball is the worst sport. They need to raise the basket at least two feet.

Fashion has two purposes: comfort and love. Beauty comes when fashion succeeds.

There are two things that bestow consequence; great possession, or great debts.

I've never understood multi-party democracy. It's hard enough with two parties.

Fire is fed by fire. The same small flame destroys Two stalks of wheat at once.

A woman should live with two men; one more a lover and the other more a friend.

Most marriages don't add two people together. They subtract one from the other.

You have two kinds of secrets. The ones only you know. The ones only you don't.

Of the two, I prefer those who render vice lovable to those who degrade virtue.

There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

Once you set out to copy another painter you can never be more than number two.

Of the two, I would think of my work as closer to Science Fiction than Fantasy.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.

People are meant to go through life two by two. ’Tain’t natural to be lonesome.

If these two couldn't divorce why on earth would we expect them to get married?

when two people unite, kindness must be mutual, or shocking things will happen.

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

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