She's only pretty in that she has two small black eyes and a good figure.

The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers.

Egad, I think the interpreter is the hardest to be understood of the two!

True friends are two people who are comfortable sharing silence together.

Two quite opposite qualities equally bias our minds - habits and novelty.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

There are two laws discreteNot reconciled,Law for man, and law for thing.

Every man should be allowed to love two cities, his own and San Francisco

Good characters are rare. As long as I find one or two a year, I'm happy.

Sometimes I can be on a cloud and then two hours later feel really small.

Somewhere in all the snow, she could see her broken heart, in two pieces.

It will take a decade or two, but fundamentalism is going to burn itself.

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

Knowing and feeling are two different things, and feeling is what counts.

Delicious is a just and firm encounter of two in a thought, in a feeling.

Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.

Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.

What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running?

I gotta keep busy. I'm not happy unless I'm working on two, three things.

A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway.

Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.

Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job.

I act as a sponge. I soak it up and squeeze it out in ink every two weeks.

To be struck twice by two different cyclones is unusual, to say the least.

Today the white child is sold for two dollars a week to the manufacturers.

What does the world get from two people/who exist in a world of their own?

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

The only thing keeping two people together should be love. Not legalities.

Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

In art there are only two types of people: revolutionaries and plagiarists

..., twice two is four is not life, gentlemen, but the beginning of death.

Two men looked out from prison bars, One saw the mud, the other saw stars.

There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television.

If you have a child, you'll notice they have two states: asleep or online.

Remember that no time is ever wasted that makes two people better friends.

People who live in more than two countries are more successful innovators.

The boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second “you.

Do not resemble me-Never be like a musk melon Cut in two identical halves.

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.

If we are to make reality endurable, we must all nourish a fantasy or two.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

Tell one your thoughts, but beware of two. All know what is known to three

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy.

No two on earth in all things can agree. All have some daring singularity.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

The two divinest things this world has got,A lovely woman in a rural spot!

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

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