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I've had two fights within a month and I can't ask for more than that.
I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
My two major faults are that I row too long and pick up too many women
Politics is a contact sport - a question of accepting an elbow or two.
To succeed in life one needs two things -- influence and a lucky star.
Do every day or two something for no other reason than its difficulty.
Science and literature are not two things, but two sides of one thing.
He [Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don't have nowadays.
When two agree in their desire, One sparke will set them both on fire.
Don't you think there is always something unspoken between two people?
Stop and go: always on some journey. My bounty is a photograph or two.
Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.
There were two kinds of people in our town. The stupid, and the stuck.
Voting for the lesser of two evils is voting for your own enslavement.
There is a God we want and a God who is, and the two are not the same.
Literature and butterflies are the two sweetest passions known to man.
There are two types of people ... the scrutinizers and the scrutinized
There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.
When you give 100 percent to another person, two literally become one.
I was doing Babylon 5 season two and I was in all 22 episodes of that.
There is nothing healthier for a man than to walk on his own two legs.
Two heads are better than one only if they contain different opinions.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
As of 2002, two million Latino adults had been diagnosed with diabetes.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
When two doctors pass each other on the street they wink at each other.
I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.
My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season.
It's amazing how much distance one truth can create between two people.
I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye.
One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress.
Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
A man should have two wives: one to love and one to sew on his buttons.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
I know one or two things about fanaticism and death, and I reject them.
I sometimes wonder if two thirds of the globe is covered in red carpet.
Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.
There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers.
Man is a bridge between the two worlds - the visible and the invisible.
Learn at least two classic ballroom dances, at least one of them Latin.
What's important is that twice two is four and all the rest's nonsense.
Until I was 42, I could fit everything that I owned into two suitcases.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.
There are two hedges I know of; one is cash and the other is knowledge.
I've only read two books in my life: Baseball Sparkplug and Love Story.
Every two people cause and intersection. Every person alters the world.
Shoot, two things I said I wasn't going to do: Cry and give air quotes.