Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

Sex is the joining of two bodies; love is the joining of two souls.

Thank God I had two parents who loved me enough to stay on my case.

The middle way cannot be achieved by dividing two extremes in half.

There are only two things wrong with money: too much or too little.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

The first two chapters of any first draft generally need to be cut.

When two tigers fight, one is certain to be maimed, and one to die.

Two elements are needed to form a truth - a fact and an abstraction

For almost two months now I've been struggling away with no result.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

If two people were exactly alike, one of them would be unnecessary.

Who goes to bed, and doth not pray, Maketh two nights to every day!

Everybody doesn't have to have a daughter who's a goodie-two-shoes.

Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution.

There are only two places in this league, First Place and No Place.

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work.

You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end.

Two rules: 1. Preserve the principal 2. When in doubt, see Rule #1.

A woman's two cents worth is worth two cents in the music business.

Women's tennis is two sets of rubbish that lasts only half an hour.

There's money, and then there's class. The two are often separated.

Between our two lives there is also the life of the cherry blossom.

First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.

Rock 'n' roll was two pegs below being a prisoner of war back then.

Love lasts a long time but burning desire lasts two to three weeks.

Love is the exchange of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.

I've really had two heroes in my life. My father and Ronald Reagan.

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise.

The reveries of two solitary souls prepare the sweetness of loving.

There is no fear. There are only two things. Trained and untrained.

After two years of doing one show, you do get attached to everyone.

These two clubs had a monopoly of the domestic honours last season.

It takes one person to forgive, it takes two people to be reunited.

The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.

I know the two great commandments, and I'd better get on with them.

We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one.

Every Arab nation votes against us at least two thirds of the time.

Man, if I was back home, I'd be swinging with two chicks on my arms.

If you could download the entire universe in two minutes, would you?

Men are driven by two principal impulses, either by love or by fear.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

The way to wealth depends on just two words, industry and frugality.

Whenever two hypotheses cover the facts, use the simpler of the two.

You'll lose about two million brain cells every minute that goes by.

Men and women are like two feet; they can help each other get ahead.

History is the action and reaction of these two, nature and thought.

Whenever two good people argue over principles, they are both right.

I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.

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