Our lives consist of two numbers: date of birth and date of death.

Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.

Pity and friendship are two passions incompatible with each other.

Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies.

I think one or two of the later Holmes stories are among the best.

Two aspects to the relative world: relaxation and time management.

Knowing and knowing what to do about it were two different things.

When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.

We all have two lives. The one we are given and the one we create.

When two good men contend about principles, both are always right.

There is nothing more dangerous than to leap a chasm in two jumps.

When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.

The world is made up of two classes - the hunters and the huntees.

My two biggest influences are Archie comics and Dennis the Menace.

To split yourself in two is just the most radical thing you can do

I've always wanted two lives - one for the movies, one for myself.

Live one day at a time, unless you can figure out how to live two.

If Washington is a two-party town, why can't Hollywood be one too?

Absurdity and anti—absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.

Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.

Philosophy's work is finding the shortest path between two points.

Two primary ways to keep volunteers motivated - Food and T-shirts.

Frazier's got two chances. Slim, and none. And Slim just left town

The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.

Dividing an elephant in half does not produce two small elephants.

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party

He had but one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two.

Two-up is Australia's very own way of parting a fool and his money.

The two things, love and snow, that make the world look fresh again

The first kiss between two people is something really good in life.

The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

If you choose the lesser of two evils, you are still choosing evil.

How did we go bankrupt? Two ways. Slowly, and then all of a sudden.

There are two types of friends: actual friends, and the other kind.

I was the youngest and only girl in a family of two older brothers.

The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.

I am good at only two things, and those are gardening and painting.

I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been.

It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

I can only pay my electric bill for my last two years on my acting.

Only two things grow for the sake of growth: businesses and tumors.

The two hardest things about writing are starting and not stopping.

Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky.

In football two days is a long time and a week is a very long time.

There are two easy ways to die in the desert - thirst and drowning.

It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.

Sixty two thousand four hundred repetitions make one truth. Idiots!

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