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A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.
States have two kinds of power: latent power and military power.
Storytelling is about two things; it's about character and plot.
Science walks forward on two feet, namely theory and experiment.
My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
A universal applause is seldom less than two thirds of a scandal
Life is a luminous pause between two mysteries that are yet one.
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
I know at least two people who have never been killed by hippos.
Widows are divided into two classes - the bereaved and relieved.
The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.
Think you two puny Druids can hold this keep for a single night?
Sometimes you have to take a half step back to take two forward.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.
Two hands. One to destroy, the other to save. Which had he lost?
Art is two things: a search for a road and a search for freedom.
I was two and a half when I first climbed up and sat at a piano.
Let us unite the two so long divided, knowledge and vital piety.
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!
Any man who had to carry a child would cave in around month two.
There are only two ways to be a god: through creation or murder.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit.
I came into the world two months too soon, I was in such a hurry.
What are we living for? Two roomed apartment on the second floor?
Being still and doing nothing are two completely different things
There’s only two times in life, there’s now and there’s too late.
Protest actions and propaganda are two slightly different things.
What were you two doing last night, discussing the national debt?
Thou shalt have one God only: who Would be at the expense of two?
I filmed underwater for two days in the open ocean with dolphins.
There are always two parties; the establishment and the movement.
Sir, you have but two topics, yourself and me. I am sick of both.
Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?
My father, Beric, ran a joinery business and owned two factories.
There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.
The only two men I have time for are Barack Obama and my trainer.
If you devote your life to seeking revenge, first dig two graves.
Say your name over two hundred times and discover you are no one.
If you get fooled by a pitch with less than two strikes, take it.
It takes two to make a relationship, but only one to screw it up.
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
At a certain point, if you chase two rabbits, you lose them both.
I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.
There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.
People who won’t take step number one never take step number two.