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A young lady ought to be two things: tasteful and breathtaking.
America has two national budgets, one official, one unofficial.
I really believe that God and religion is two different things.
I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.
Going to Mars would evolve humankind into a two-planet species.
Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'.
Kill two birds with one stone, feed the homeless to the hungry.
That kind of ball is meat and two drink for the Palace defence.
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
They don't pay you a million dollars for two-hand chest passes.
I hope the two wings of the Democratic Party may flap together.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
Two wrongs don't make it right, but it damn sure makes us even.
I don't consider Hillary Clinton to be the lesser of two evils.
There are only two markets, ultraluxury and subsidized housing.
An hour's history of two minds is well told in a game of chess.
Tolerance and tranquility are two characteristics of true love.
The two super-powers cannot divide the world into their oyster.
There are two kinds of disease of the soul, vice and ignorance.
When a door closes you have two choices: give up, or keep going
Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Roses are red, violets are blue, they got ten, we only got two.
Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.
Dan Quayle thinks Roe v. Wade is two ways to cross the Potomac.
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Women have two choices: Either she's a feminist or a masochist.
I have two mini huskies called Woody Guthrie and Edison Guthrie.
A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.
I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?
Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.
FDR used to say, 'You and I are the two best actors in America'.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums.
Now I just feel like I'm more open to life. I have two children.
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
The two most important words in marriage for me are 'yes, dear.'
I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage.
I could look at you forever and never see the two of us together
For the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one.
Two qualities essential for the artist: moralityand perspective.
Two people can care for each other but not want the same things.
When I throw a ground ball, I expect it to be an out, maybe two.
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
My strength is coming up with two outs in the last of the ninth.
Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.
Two evils, greed and faction are the destruction of all justice.
Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.
In life, no two days are the same for me. It's like a snowflake.