Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I believe in nonfat. I gain two pounds when I eat a lamb chop.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.

Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.

Teaching English and teaching Writing are two separate things.

Sometimes, the shortest path between two points is serpentine.

There are only two noble pursuits in life: knowledge and love.

I had the privilege of having two sets of loving grandparents.

no two writers go about things in exactly the same way (intro)

A committee of three can accomplish much if two don't show up.

We all have two childhoods, the unhappy one and the happy one.

Whether two birds of a feather fly or fall, it'll be together.

In plain proletarian worker's language, it takes two to tango.

Sometimes you have to take two steps back to take ten forward.

Nothing is more beautiful than a guitar, except, possibly two.

Two things I'm trying to work on are openness and flexibility.

My actual personality probably lies someplace between the two.

[Donald] Trump lost two electors, Hillary [Clinton] lost five.

Military intelligence, two words combined that cant make sense

When you think you can't do any more repetitions, do two more.

If I only had two dollars left I would spend one dollar on PR.

You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear.

By a divine paradox, wherever there is one slave there are two

I just have two daughters and a grandson. So not a big family.

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony.

There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.

But iPods and iPhones are two things we don't get for our kids.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

I drive two black cars, I named em Malcolm X and Martin Luther.

The difference between Selling and Helping is just two letters.

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.

My two favorite movies are 'Coming to America' and 'Boomerang'.

Two things I ain't ever seen, a U.F.O. and a hoe that won't go.

I am a New Yorker, one; I'm an artist, two; I'm a woman, three.

So being two different people in one day unnerved me to no end.

I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.

Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut.

I've gotten more than two million votes more than anybody else.

There's only two kinds of music: the blues and zippety doo-dah.

Originality is when you mix two things that haven't been mixed.

Give me any two pages of the Bible and I'll give you a picture.

Just as we have two eyes and two feet, duality is part of life.

If you have a choice of two things and can't decide, take both.

Ah, when love dies, women lose two and a half inches in height.

Make a habit of two things: to help; or at least to do no harm.

Affordable luxury - these are two words that don't go together.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

When two do the same thing, it is not the same thing after all.

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