My father and mother separated when I was two months old.

The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

Where there are two, one cannot be wretched, and one not.

The Telecaster has two sounds - a good one and a bad one.

My two style icons are Edie Sedgwick and Brigitte Bardot.

Love is the mystery between two people, not the identity.

I shot down two airplanes in Korea, so I wasn't a slouch.

When you're trying to love two, it sure ain't easy to do.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

One has two duties - to be worried and not to be worried.

A beautiful line of verse has twelve feet, and two wings.

Two things control men's nature, instinct and experience.

Two commanders on the same field are always one too many.

Any two people have different ideas of what is important.

How can I be in two places at once, unless I were a bird?

The two noblest of things, which are sweetness and light.

There are only two things to write about: life and death.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

The secret of zen is just two words: not... always... so.

Two people can make love but that isn't necessarily love.

Success to me is only two things: happiness and stability.

Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.

I tried to be normal once... worst two minutes of my life.

There are only two emotions - Fear and Love. Go with Love.

I avoid my neighbors - luckily, my building has two exits.

After two minutes after this time, and I am already there.

Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one

Life is two locked boxes, each containing the other's key.

Life packed a clever one-two punch: cruelty and absurdity.

In two years, I'll be making more than Michael Schumacher.

Is not every meanest day the confluence of two eternities?

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

Marriage is two broken people having little broken people.

At the highest level the first two yards are in your head.

Like two sparrows in a hurricane trying to find their way.

What a treasure is hidden in two small words: 'thank you!'

All human wisdom is summed up in two words; wait and hope.

My two rules of cooking: keep it fresh and keep it simple.

By diligence and patience, the mouse bit in two the cable.

Two sittings a day of my models and I'm totally exhausted.

Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.

If we get through for two minutes only it will be a start!

Anyone with two tunics should share with him who has none.

Don't imitate me / we are not two halves / of a muskmelon.

Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, north and south.

Ever since Two Daughters I've been composing my own music.

Equality of two domestic powers Breeds scrupulous faction.

Scholes and Van Nistelrooy drugged the last two defenders.

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