Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

If your enemy offers you two targets, strike at a third.

I was named after my two grandmothers - Julia Elizabeth.

We only speak two languages here: English and profanity.

Human love is often but the encounter of two weaknesses.

The two great tests of character are wealth and poverty.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

Birth and death; we all move between these two unknowns.

Im one step ahead of my past, two steps behind my dream.

Information is not knowledge. Let's not confuse the two.

Congress does two things well: nothing and overreacting.

I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it.

Have you two made friendly with the privates yet? (Eros)

Tis easier to build two chimneys, then to maintaine one.

There are two types of sacrifices: correct ones and mine

Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.

No two men are alike, and both of them are happy for it.

My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.

There are two things in New York, euphoria and disaster.

Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.

I'd rather have two good friends, than 500,000 admirers.

You can't walk two steps without seeing a pregnant teen.

The person I fear most in the last two rounds is myself.

For all evils there are two remedies - time and silence.

The two championship years were that significant for me.

A tomb is a monument placed on the limits of two worlds.

Reason and the ability to use it are two separate skills.

One bad programmer can easily create two new jobs a year.

Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, two out of three ain't bad.

Baths are my favorite thing. I can have two, three a day.

I don't have two different personalities. I am what I am.

There are two days in my calendar: This day and that Day.

I was the lead in two musicals, and I took dance classes.

I don't want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.

You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.

To be number one, you must train like you are number two.

There's two kinds of love, one is wrong and one is right.

My father took one hundred and thirty-two minutes to die.

It's probably a twelve-day. He needs two days to wake up.

Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.

Two blacks make no white; two wrongs do not make a right.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

...wanting change is step one, but step two is taking it.

90% of the world's data was created in the last two years

A suicide kills two people, Maggie, that's what it's for!

There are two lost continents.... We are one: the lovers.

One finger up, and I'm out Cause you ain't even worth two

Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.

I took two years away from making films to write a novel.

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