What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

People generally despise where they flatter, and cringe to those they would gladly overtop; so that truth and ceremony are two things.

My first lessons lasted two weeks and it was Jingle Bells. It didn't make any sense at all. I wanted to know how to play like Hendrix.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

No two men see the world exactly alike, and different temperaments will apply in different ways a principle that they both acknowledge.

Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.

I just got my phone back yesterday. My mom had it for two days. I was supposed to read a book and I really wanted to play Call Of Duty.

As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.

Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.

It's estimated that there may be two hundred and fifty million children in the world engaged in some form of exploitative child labour.

The two systems slave and free-labor are incompatible. They have never permanently existed together in one country, and they never can.

it is very well worthwhile to be tormented for two or three years of one's life, for the sake of being able to read all the rest of it.

For when two beings who are not friends are near each other there is no meeting, and when friends are far apart there is no separation.

You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.

I have been through two wars in my 24 years, and I know what it's like to be without anything, to see the bombs flying above your head.

The biggest mistake I ever made was snorting cocaine. The second biggest mistake was I didn't realize that show business was two words.

Words do not change their meanings so drastically in the course of centuries as, in our minds, names do in the course of a year or two.

I loved Riot Grrl. Not only was it a punk rock revolution, but it meant you could get dressed for a night out for less than two pounds!

It's not at all hard to reconcile the two things if you organize your time intelligently. Even when my sons were little, I was working.

The general public has long been divided into two parts; those who think that science can do anything and those who are afraid it will.

Guys don't want to get to two strikes, so you have to make quality pitches early in the count, try to get them to put the ball in play.

To make punishments efficacious, two things are necessary. They must never be disproportioned to the offence, and they must be certain.

I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself.

Alas the Church of England! What with Popery on one hand, and schismatics on the other, how has she been crucified between two thieves!

Drawing and color are by no means two different things. As you paint, you draw... When color is at its richest, form is at its fullest.

It's a matter of each of the two churches being very deeply enculturated in its own setting and having difficulty understand the other.

There are two kinds of doubt: one that fully lives into the questions, and one that uses the questions as weapons against fully living.

If the Democratic policies had been pursued over the last two or three years... we would not have had the kind of job growth we've had.

We don't live in an ancient era. Today, collaboration doesn't mean two singers standing next to each other at the mic to sing together.

I eat every two hours. I sleep for eight hours. I have lots of water. I pray to keep calm. Most importantly, I have a smile on my face.

About two-thirds of bachelor's degree holders borrow to go to school, and on average they're graduating with more than $26,000 in debt.

No human being ever spoke of scenery for above two minutes at a time, which makes me suspect that we hear too much of it in literature.

I'm used to people being a mile away. That suits me. It's more nerve-wracking playing in front of people who are two feet away from me.

Just watching Israel bombarding Palestine and Palestine sending one or two little rockets over to Israel - it's just too sad for words.

We have a two-tier class system when it comes to personality style. To devalue introversion is a waste of talent, energy and happiness.

Bring the pure wine of love and freedom. But sir, a tornado is coming. More wine, we'll teach this storm A thing or two about whirling.

We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife's which is forked.

I have only known her for two years. But if you took every memory, every moment, if you stretched them end to end-they'd reach forever.

And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

I don't know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those are just things I snack on.

The river flows at its own sweet will, but the flood is bound in the two banks. If it were not thus bound, its freedom would be wasted.

An orchestra knows during the first two minutes of the first rehearsal whether or not they are going to enjoy the person on the podium.

What is a good performance? It lies in the hands and head of a performer... the shortest way between two people is not a straight line.

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

Can't believe the number of tracks I get sent every day now. Everyone is at it! There's no way you can keep up and I have two A&R guys!

I didn't know a time when there wasn't a war because I spent all my time from the age of two or three to eight in a coal cellar really.

I only ever asked two people to work with me as a partner. One was Paul McCartney and the other Yoko Ono. Paul and me were the Beatles.

Eighteen might look at thirty-four through a rising mist of adolescence, but twenty-two would see thirty-eight with discerning clarity.

There's two ways you can defeat your opponent, number one, is you can defeat 'em outright, or number two, you can just demoralize them.

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