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I've gone from a two-pitch guy to a four-pitch guy.
Two must-haves for me are a great book and my iPod.
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
I did a complete rewrite of 650 pages in two weeks.
There are two types of racers- cheaters and losers.
Why do two colors, put one next to the other, sing?
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
There are two types of stories: public and private.
Respect is intended to operate on a two-way street.
I have two kids, and I don't have to spank my kids.
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
After 13 years, I couldn't accept to be number two.
The Serbs have only two friends, God and the Greeks.
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Force and fraud are in war the two cardinal virtues.
If you practice with your head, two hours is plenty.
What maintains one vice would bring up two children.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Life seems to be a choice between two wrong answers.
I hope I don't just sit around moping for two years.
I throw him two bones: a smile and a nod. Both lies.
Two sides of the same coin, but which side is which?
For time is the longest distance between two places.
There are two types of men: the great and the small.
I've been obsessed with The Beatles since I was two.
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
Teenagers are free verse walking around on two legs.
Life is a fragment, a moment between two eternities.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.
They were like two enemies in love with one another.
When we walk, the two halves of our brains converse.
Year Two is a critical year for any television show.
There are two kinds of success-initial and ultimate.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Located two ribs below the heart, it is called hate.
Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world.
Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time.
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
Two of the people I don't care about: fans or media.
I had two children. I had a nanny to manage my kids.
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
Every man has two vocations: his own and philosophy.
The two real problems in life are boredom and death.
If two people always agree, one of them is redundant.
A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose.
I can take credit for only two things: pride and sin.
Two things control man's character; Strength and Pity