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I'm rubbish at Twitter.
No one has debates on Twitter.
I don't have a Twitter account.
I met Yachty through Twitter early 2015.
I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter.
Twitter, Instagram - I don't do it at all.
I love when people on Twitter give advice.
Twitter! It's like being stalked by committee!
Twitter is the limit of me putting myself out there.
With Twitter, it's as easy to unfollow as it is to follow.
I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.
I know I'm a success when Jake Tapper messages me on Twitter.
I'm not on Twitter. I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Instagram.
I mainly use Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat. Those are my three.
I do everything through Twitter, YouTube or the Internet somehow.
Twitter can make a lot of things happen if you get enough retweets.
I'm always inspired by people who have really cool Twitter profiles.
Twitter is a real addiction, like the color of it, the process of it.
I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny.
To me, I absolutely cannot stand Twitter. I hate it more than anything.
I don't have a Twitter, so I don't know what's happening in that world.
I'm skilled in the Twitter and Instagram sense of the social media verse.
I breeze through Twitter - I look at the mentions, the pictures, the videos.
In the best cases, Twitter makes people smarter and faster and more efficient.
Facebook and Twitter have a ton of information they're trying to make sense of.
I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things.
I run a meme type of account on Twitter; I know what my audience is looking for.
As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook.
I think Facebook, Twitter and YouTube are the cornerstones of any social media strategy.
Twitter is just full of silly little people enjoying being sarcastic and rude and mocking.
Humanity will be obsolete by 2050. This is the consensus at Google and Facebook and Twitter.
If someone annoys you on Twitter, check their feed first: you need to know if they're crazy.
Like, radio is closer to a Tumblr, or a blog, or Twitter, than it is to television, I think.
Twitter has now just become a bunch of angry voices. That for me, I had to detach from there.
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?
It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
Everybody think they're famous when they get 100,000 followers on Instagram and 5,000 on Twitter.
If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'
I don't have an Instagram or anything like that. I have Twitter for work and also to read my news.
Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.
Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.
Until I was on Twitter, trust me: I was completely wiped off everybody's consciousness in Hollywood.
My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do.
You should see some of the things people tweet me. There have been death wishes on my Twitter timeline.
I had some glamour models messaging me on Twitter and saying they think I'm hot, but I'm being careful.
I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.
What I love most about achieving whatever I've achieved is that the Seattle Seahawks follow me on Twitter!
The country would be a lot better off if we stopped having comment sections. And if we got rid of Twitter.
I don't understand this whole Twitter, Facebook stuff. I don't get it. Make a phone call. Talk to somebody.