Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.

Turkey is widely envied while there are very serious troubles in the world economy.

Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old.

There are many ways of giving thanks. Eating turkeys doesn't have to be one of them.

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

And the separatist terrorist organization, PKK, had easy access to Turkey to, inside Turkey.

I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

The only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed.

I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.

Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

Turning away Turkey from the EU would be a great, long-term - a century-long - error by Europe.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.

We would also lean on Turkey to ensure that it closes its border to the movement of jihadi groups.

Most people don't realize turkeys are friendly, they're social, they're loyal, they have emotions.

I see Turkey's future as being in Europe, as one of many prosperous, tolerant, democratic countries.

Personally, I've always been a philanthropist. I've always given away turkeys and did gift giveaways.

The turkey's eyes are such that he can see a bumblebee turn a somersault on the verge of the horizon.

When I did the cover of 'Cosmo International,' Turkey picked it up and I got a lot of backlash for it.

Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion.

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

Russia's now in the middle of a fierce confrontation with Turkey. And that's one of France's NATO allies.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

A man may grow rich in Turkey even, if he will be in all respects a good subject of the Turkish government.

Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

I will never forget my first game for England at the World Cup, It was against Turkey... no I mean Tunisia.

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.

If Turkey wants to join Europe, it will have to become a European country, and that might take a long time.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I really like Thanksgiving turkey... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts.

There's been quite a clear upswing in nationalist sentiments. Everyone is talking about it, in Turkey as well.

I'm one of these people that if I have a nice holiday - like I have had in Turkey repeatedly - I go back a lot.

I'm an expert cook when it comes to preparing the quail, ducks, geese and wild turkeys that I hunt on the farm.

Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living; Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving.

My own daughters weren't able to study in Turkey because of their headscarves, so they went to the United States.

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.

Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.

You first parents of the human race...who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus.

I love to cook a meal for the so-called holidays. You always need the turkey. I like making a good BBQ brisket as well.

The Arab Spring has heightened the ideological tension between Ankara and Tehran, and Turkey's model seems to be winning.

Grain that is used to feed animals that end up on our tables as turkeys and hams could have gone to feed starving people.

Whether you go to Turkey or Mexico, China or Australia, find time to involve yourself with the people you're dealing with.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

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