Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
You can't polish a turd.
that's as nutty as squirrel turds
I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.
If it's not working, you can't polish a turd.
When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds.
If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd.
Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.
I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?
When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds.
[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body.
The worst thing for a writer is to know another writer, and worse than that, to know a number of other writers. Like flies on the same turd.
Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd mining. And I'll thank you to give our work the respect it deserves!