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Every tub sits on its bottom.
Zora Neale Hurston / Anthropologist
Bottom
Tubs
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Every tub must stand upon its bottom.
Charles Macklin / Dramatist
Bottom
Tubs
Tub
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Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.
Conrad Hilton / Hotelier
Curtains
Showers
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A nude by Degas is chaste. But his women wash in tubs!
Paul Gauguin / Artist
Chaste
Degas
Tubs
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The tub helps me relax, and it's a great place to read.
Alan Greenspan / Economist
Helping
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A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be.
David Duchovny / Actor
Baths
Firsts
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Diogenes found more rest in his tub than Alexander on his throne.
Francis Quarles / Poet
Found
Thrones
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The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub.
Frankie Andreu / Professional Road Racing Cyclist
Cutting
Cycling
Tubs
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We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.
Mary Mccarthy / Author
Bathroom
Humanity
Tubs
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I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay.
David Duchovny / Actor
Ebay
Tubs
X Files
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It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
Claudette Colbert / Actress
Fall
Tubs
Years
Butter
Jump
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Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub.
Gordon Allport / Psychologist
Dramatic
Facts
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Books take their place according to their specific gravity as surely as potatoes in a tub.
Ralph Waldo Emerson / Essayist
Book
Reading
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Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
Jim Gaffigan / Comedian
Lines
Rainbow
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Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.
Ilona Andrews / Novelist
Boundaries
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Vinegar
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I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.
David Duchovny / Actor
Baths
Thinking
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I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.
Brian Austin Green / Actor
Baths
Incense
Thinking
Tubs
Wow
Life Time Great
Life Time Music
Burn
Sit
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I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.
Sanaa Lathan / Actress
Coke
Guilty
Guilty Pleasure
Popcorn
Tubs
Love Time Movies
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Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we know what is is non, but what is it?
George Will / Columnist
Coffee
Littles
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy / Comedian
Family
First Time
In-laws
Law
Scissors
Sitting
Tubs
Life Time Family
Below
Full
Experiences
Life Family Time
List
Ranks
Stayed
Taking
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The inability to hold cash and the pressure to be fully invested at all times meant that when the plug was pulled out of the tub, all boats dropped as the water rushed down the drain.
Seth Klarman / Author
Cash
Tubs
Water
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I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced I couldn't miss. All I tried to do was keep the sensation by not questioning it.
Jack Fleck / Golfer
Golf
Missing
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A gentleman would have announced himself!” I told him, pressing against the side of the tub. “And a scoundrel would have joined you.” -- Kit Marlowe to the witch Gillian (shortly before joining her in the tub!)
Karen Chance / Novelist
Gentleman
Joining
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Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.
Jerry Greenfield / Businessman
Cream
Ice
Ice Cream
Meals
Moderation
Serving
Tubs
Ben
Eaten
Indulgent
Meal
Pint
Replacing
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Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.
Denis Parsons Burkitt / Doctor
Doctors
Tubs
Water
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Advocacy of leaf protein as a human food is based on the undisputed fact that forage crops (such as lucerne) give a greater yield of protein than other types of crops. Even with conventional food crops there is more protein in the leafy parts than in the seeds or tubs that are usually harvested.
Norman Pirie /
Giving
Tubs
Yield
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