The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.

Do not trouble yourself for your brethren, for we have already provided lands for them, which they shall possess forever.

This is what comes of having a heart, even a very small and young one. It causes no end of trouble, and that’s the truth.

Marijuana is not tested for, and yet that is the big thing guys are getting in trouble with in the league. It's terrible.

The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places.

Proverbs are all very fine when there's nothing to worry you, but when you're in real trouble, they're not a bit of help.

Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one could take away from me.

I was no great achiever at school, either academically or in the sporting field... I was always tending to be in trouble.

I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really wanted to be.

Within neoliberal narratives, youth are mostly defined as a consumer market, a drain on the economy, or stand for trouble.

Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!

There is a trouble called Twitter, the finest lies are here. Nowadays, social media is actually the headache of societies.

Pleasure is nothing else but the intermission of pain, the enjoying of something I am in great trouble for till I have it.

He that seeks here any other thing but simply God and the salvation of his soul, will find nothing but trouble and sorrow.

You've got to tell the world how to treat you. If the world tells you how you are going to be treated, you are in trouble.

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

Trouble is part of your life - if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

You transform all who are touched by you. Mundane concerns, troubles, and sorrows dissolve in your presence, bringing JOY.

Are the worst enemies of society those who attack it or those who do not even give themselves the trouble of defending it?

Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God.

An oak tree is an oak tree. That is all it has to do. If an oak tree is less than an oak tree, then we are all in trouble.

I have trouble sleeping maybe one night a year. On that special night, I get up and read on the couch until I fall asleep.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passion—it's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble.

The trouble with plastic surgery is that after 10 years, gravity wins out and you have to have another one in a year or so.

The destructive character lives from the feeling, not that life is worth living, but that suicide is not worth the trouble.

Huge and mighty forms that do not live like living men, moved slowly through the mind by day and were trouble to my dreams.

The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated; he forgets truths which are too simple.

The media does play a vital role in our democracy, and if we cannot depend on journalistic ethics, the nation's in trouble.

It's very disconcerting to start out and to say, "I'm going to tell the truth," and then to realize it's that much trouble.

I know being an open, honest, outspoken person gets me into trouble all the time, but I don't know how to be any other way.

Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine cases out of ten, someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

The apostles had this instinct: When in trouble, pray. When intimidated, pray. When challenged, pray. When persecuted, pray!

Whites would accuse you of causing trouble when all you were doing was acting like a normal human being instead of cringing.

My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.

Flattery is counterfeit, and like counterfeit money, it will eventually get you into trouble if you pass it to someone else.

It often happens that things are other than what they seem, and you can get yourself into trouble by jumping to conclusions.

Despotism accomplishes great things illegally; liberty doesn't even go to the trouble of accomplishing small things legally.

We are born to trouble; and we may depend upon it, whilst we live in this world, we shall have it, though with intermissions.

If we have trouble hearing Him, He will faithfully work in our lives until we are pointed in the direction He wants us to go.

The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to Advertising copy.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.

If you don't have trouble paying the rent, you have trouble doing something else; one needs just a certain amount of trouble.

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass.

A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just... overwhelms you.

Mutual respect is so important because as soon as it disappears in relations between you and the next person, there's trouble.

Southern women often marry a man knowing that he is the father of many little slaves. They do not trouble themselves about it.

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