If I could straighten it out (his golf swing), I'd be pitching at Dodger Stadium tonight.

Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain’t going to be jobs, sweetheart!

My love for you tonight is so deep and tender that it seems to be outside myself as well.

When I worked for Entertainment Tonight I got to emcee Paul McCartney's press conference.

Don't clean your desk. You might find something in the morning that you can't see tonight.

If my music career was my golf game, I'd be playing for about 26 people tonight somewhere.

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

Tonight I'm happy. I will worry about tomorrow when tomorrow comes. But I'm getting there.

Meaning that if you live in the moment, so to speak, we play today, and tonight we're done.

You are safer here tonight than you would be on the streets of any other city in the world.

I'm a big fan of rocky girls. I love Hayley Williams and the lead singer from Tonight Alive.

So let us sleep outside tonight, Lay down in our mother's arms, for here we can rest safely.

Friendship language is, 'You look nice tonight.' Desire language is, 'You look hot tonight.'

Love and mercy that's what you need tonight. Love and mercy to you and your friends tonight.

Tonight - to you, the great silent majority of my fellow Americans - I ask for your support.

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes.

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

The appearance on 'The Tonight Show' was one thing, but the YouTube afterlife was incredible.

I think Tim Wakefield would even say tonight that Tim Wakefield got to Tim Wakefield tonight.

There's only one day at a time here, then it's tonight and then tomorrow will be today again.

People don't know this, but early in your career, you don't just glide on to The Tonight Show.

The referee is going to be the most important person in the ring tonight besides the fighters.

I think all of this—The Roots and DJing included—was meant to prepare me for The Tonight Show.

I will never forget what happened here tonight.people I went to school with will never forget.

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.

Daft Punk's 'One More Time' remains one of my favorite 'getting ready to go out tonight' songs.

Mary Hart says she meant to stay on 'Entertainment Tonight' for three years. She was on for 29.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight, someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight.

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

My older son who is, I think, here tonight, is forty-one years old. Which is odd because so am I.

His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight.

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne.

Tonight this fool's halfway to heaven and just a mile outta hell And I feel like I'm comin' home.

In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist.

Oh, and by the way, I'm gonna beat you tonight, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Au revoir!

Go home and write / a page tonight. / And let that page come out of you - / Then, it will be true.

That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.

God's people should plan for a voyage of a thousand years, but be prepared to abandon ship tonight.

After we graduate tonight, we no longer have to let society happen to us. We get to create our own.

I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at the same time.

If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

Tonight," he whispered, his voice hoarse and hot in her ear, "I will make you mine." -Simon to Daphne

I [Death] was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.

Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?

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