On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

Faithful to the cause of Prohibition - She hath done what she could

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

Write 'judge of beautiful women' on my tombstone. I'd be quite happy.

Truth and History. 21 Men. The Boy Bandit King - He Died As He Lived.

On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'

I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.'

I want my tombstone to say that I won the Champions League with Barca.

Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!

I don't want my tombstone to say actress. I want it to say human being.

If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.

The passive master lent his hand, To the vast Soul which o'er him planned.

That will be on my tombstone: He lived five minutes away from Flying Lotus.

That's the one for my tombstone... Here lies David Byrne. Why the big suit?

You only live once. You don't want your tombstone to read: 'Played it Safe.'

If I have a tombstone when it's all over, it will say, 'He tried to connect.'

I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.

Pard, we will meet again in the Happy Hunting Ground To part no more, Goodbye

I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone.

I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'

Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.

The one thing I would hope would go on my tombstone is, 'I made my parents proud.'

He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigraph on his tombstone.

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

I hope that on my tombstone it says 'Born 1933, died 2043.' I hope that's my legacy.

If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory.

On my tombstone, I really hope that someday they will write: He was true but partial.

I don't want a tombstone. You could carve on it 'She never actually wanted a tombstone.'

Left love behind many years ago. Now it rests under a cross in the cemetery in Tombstone.

Novelist-Citizen of Two Countries Interpreter of his Generation on both Sides of the Sea.

Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride/ You will not die, its not poison -Tombstone Blues

I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.

Had I to carve an inscription on my tombstone I would ask for none other than "The Individual."

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at thirty, and buried at sixty.

Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas, Ease after warre, death after life, does greatly please.

I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive.'

Hatred is a heavy burden. It sinks the heart deep in the breast, and lies like a tombstone on all joys.

I now believe when I'm dead and buried my tombstone will read, "I'm not entirely sure the band's over."

Paintings, like tombstones, will last a good five hundred years, well into twenty or thirty generations.

I've had such a satisfying life professionally and personally. I hope my tombstone says, 'Never boring.'

They didn't understand what they were doing. I'm afraid that will be on the tombstone of the human race.

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