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I was born in a house without a light or a toilet, so why would I forget who I am or where I come from?
In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water.
When I started as a color man in the booth with CBS, I would make footballs out of a roll of toilet paper.
You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers.
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic.
We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.
I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it.
I've spiked a toilet seat before, a gallon of milk, even eggs. If you say it, I've probably spiked it before.
I'd like to say I'm a very silly man. But I'm not that silly. I'm not throwing any diamond ring down a toilet.
I would arrive in college at 8:30 A. M. and go back home at noon to go to the toilet. Then I would return again.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet.
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society.
When I was about 7 years old, I built a leprechaun trap out of a cardboard box, a biscuit tin and some toilet paper tubes.
In my childhood, we had only one toilet. It was my dream then to have a good bathroom where you can have undisturbed bath.
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
We would say we would play every pay toilet and use our own change. Across America and across the world, we just kept going and going.
I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional.
I'm the king of napping. I can nap and I snore. Then I wake up, go to the toilet, wash my face, have a coffee and it's like a brand new day.
My dad always jokes that we should have a reality TV show because my friends and I pull crazy stunts, like putting Saran Wrap on the toilet.
I never saw the light of day at Bouley. I remember I would bring home a roll of toilet paper a week because we got paid so little, if at all.
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
Modi says he built 850,000 toilets in Bihar one week. That's roughly 1.5 toilets per second. We can't even go to the toilet in that much time.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
I remember getting a toilet in our house. I remember sharing a bedroom with my sister, and my little sister was sleeping in my mom and dad's room.
We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without fear of violent reprisal.
Even if my job for the day is cleaning the vents or fixing the toilet, it still feels good to be a part of the space program and advancing exploration.
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
I can wash utensils, chop vegetables and can fold beds. I don't think I can do anything beyond it. In fact, cleaning toilet pots is my biggest nightmare.
I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it's something they can use. It's not something they live.
I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty bottles for his own 'inventions.'
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet with a toothbrush.
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in.
The day every poor person in this country has a toilet in his home and his fuel requirements are met, whoever is the PM then shall rule for at least 25 years.
Don't let yourself fall into 'empty.' Keep cash in the house. Keep gas in your tank. Keep an extra roll of toilet paper squirreled away. Keep your phone charged.