I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

One hundred and seventy-three despots would surely be as oppressive as one.

I didn't have any qualifications when I left school - I had three O-levels.

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

You're playing games every two or three nights, so there's no real time off.

Every institution goes through three stages - utility, privilege, and abuse.

CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.

A writer's inspiration is not just to create. He must eat three times a day.

Sometimes I'll work through the crossword sections of three separate papers.

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.

The three things that motivate creative people - autonomy, mastery, purpose!

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Sports, politics, and religion are the three passions of the badly educated.

My agent said that I was one of the top three busiest people in the country.

The president [Donald Trump] said his three-part agenda is jobs, jobs, jobs.

It is three and a half hours long, four characters wide and a cesspool deep.

If you say you plan to retire in two or three years, you've already retired.

Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.

I was very close to my mother as the youngest of three. She was my playmate.

Every film starts with two or three images. Then I try to edit these images.

Maturity comes in three stages: dependence, independence and interdependence

I got three letters today telling me that I'm god. Why can't I pay the rent?

You must remember I grew up around music. Three of my family were musicians.

A proverb has three characteristics: few words, good sense, and a fine image.

One who can see without seeming to see-- That's an observer as good as three.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three stages of an actor's career. Young, old, and "You look good".

There are three stages of an actor's career: Young, Old, and 'You look good!'

There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.

The story of the subconscious mind can be told in three words: there is none.

I've had two or three injuries when with England and it's been a bit bizarre.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

You could be as vulgar as you want, as long as three tiny spots were covered.

There are three species of government: republican, monarchical, and despotic.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are three species of government: republican, monarchical, and despotic.

Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.

I pay myself three, three and half million - which is plenty of money, c'mon.

I draw from the Absurd three consequences: my revolt, my liberty, my passion.

Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.

I've raised three kids. I'm a lawyer. I've written books on the Constitution.

Common programmer thought pattern: there are only three numbers: 0, 1, and n.

Six feet three in her stocking feet, LWren Scott was every inch a great lady.

Henman and Coria have met three times in the past and they've won one apiece.

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