The human being is a most curious creature. He thinks he has got one soul, and he has got dozens.

No one sits on the stoop when she's a kid and thinks, 'I want to be a biographer when I grow up.'

I spend a lot of my time talking to the dead, but since I get paid for it, no one thinks I'm mad.

All I want kids to know is that I see them for who they are and not who everyone thinks they are.

Everybody thinks that actors would be really good at bluffing, but I think it's a little backward.

There's a battle between what the cook thinks is high art and what the customer just wants to eat.

Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.

The best augury of a man's success in his profession is that he thinks it the finest in the world.

Well, Israel, obviously, thinks of the Iranian nuclear program as an existential threat to Israel.

Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks he is secretary of state.

Everybody thinks people who promote PETA don't eat meat, but I think animals were made to be eaten.

Many a man who thinks to found a home discovers that he has merely opened a tavern for his friends.

When a high-profile personality lives like I do, everybody thinks that person is fated to die young.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Mike Pence is the kind of guy that brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, 'Mmm.'

Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.

I think everyone thinks their family is insane, and every family is insane. There is no real normal.

It's so hard to cover Trump. What Trump says, what he feels, what he thinks changes from day to day.

A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.

Everyone thinks their family is the craziest family in the world. Like, 'My God, my family's crazy!'

I won't eat veal, and my mum won't eat lamb, because she thinks it's a bit harsh to eat cute things.

He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputable law.

In Bosnia, little children shot in the head by a guy who thinks it's okay to aim his gun at a child.

There aren't many poster children for cool angst. Everybody thinks it's cool if you're the bad girl.

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.

No one I hang out with thinks that a random person on the street should be able to buy a machine gun.

In the information society, nobody thinks. We expect to banish paper, but we actually banish thought.

Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team.

I am sure Mr Heath thinks he is honest but I wish he didn't have to have his friends say it so often.

Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.

What is a sophisticate? He is a man who thinks he can swim better than he can and sometimes he drowns.

I want to be part of a different kind of celebrity, one that thinks not just about charity but policy.

I don't think there's anybody in America who thinks my personality is best suited to being Number Two.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks about what she's gonna cook for dinner when she's finishing her lunch.

The work of art shows people new directions and thinks of the future. The house thinks of the present.

I know me, and those close to me know me. But sadly, the outside world thinks I'm some kind of a crook.

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.

I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.

Arsene Wenger gives youngsters opportunities, and if he thinks that you're good enough, he'll play you.

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Everybody thinks that equality comes from identifying people, and that's not where equality comes from.

A designer is someone who constructs while he thinks, someone for whom planning and making go together.

Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.

As an artist, I want to interpret my feelings - not run across the street and ask what my mother thinks.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.

Everybody thinks I'm, like, a bad boy. I've had my day, but I just sit at home and play the blues mostly.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

I do sheet mask every day! They are so great when you are at home. My daughter thinks they are hilarious.

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