In any dispute, each side thinks it's in the right and the other side is demons.

Since I'm a contrarian, I don't want to go along with what everyone else thinks.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

The man that thinks he loves his mistress for her own sake is mightily mistaken.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.

Everyone thinks I'm lying when I say how much 'Baywatch' was a part of our lives.

Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.

I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.

What's nice about having an engineering degree is everybody thinks you are smart.

Only a bad artist thinks he has a good idea. A good artist does not need anything.

It is not whether you really cry. It's whether the audience thinks you are crying.

When Jerry Springer thinks you've gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far.

Anyone who thinks it's smart to cut immigration is sentencing Australia to poverty.

My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.

Every pilot thinks they're the best pilot in the world. I think I'm the best pilot.

Everyone thinks the fashion business is so glamorous. It's completely the opposite.

I think it is the responsibility of a citizen of any country to say what he thinks.

My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday.

A mediocre mind thinks it writes divinely; a good mind thinks it writes reasonably.

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.

The public thinks that homelessness is about not having any accommodation to go to.

A man learns all his life and dies the day he thinks that he has learnt everything.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

When you make the right decision, it doesn't really matter what anyone else thinks.

For one thing, I don't think that anybody in any war thinks of themselves as a hero.

Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.

Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages.

The legitimacy of the leadership depends on what that country thinks of its leaders.

I'm one of those people who thinks you can have a happy life and still be an artist.

I don't believe that there's a footballer out there that only thinks about football.

My dad played my dad in 'Patriots Day' and that's why he thinks that's a good movie.

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions.

An entrepreneur never thinks of quarter-on-quarter; he thinks for 25 years, 50 years.

The price of self-empowerment is what I call it. Somebody who thinks outside the box.

Sensitive, humbug. Everybody thinks I'm sensitive. Wait until they hear my new album.

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

This age thinks better of a gilded fool Than of a threadbare saint in wisdom's school.

But why should I read what somebody else thinks of my life when I know the real story?

Everybody thinks that I did this and I did that, but I just went along with the times.

If anyone thinks he has no responsibilities, it is because he has not sought them out.

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

Nobody thinks that they're evil or bad, they think that they're doing the right thing.

I'm always flattered when someone thinks of me as a potential commissioner of baseball.

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.

I've always been the type of person that thinks, 'If someone else can do it, so can I.'

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

Power always thinks... that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.

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