If I'm going to sing like someone else, then I don't need to sing at all.

We become what we behold. We shape our tools and then our tools shape us.

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.

But then, even with sex, I'm more in the school of less is more in movies.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner.

You are unique, and if that is not fulfilled, then something has been lost.

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

If people are making fun of you then you're probably doing something right.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

I thrive on obstacles. If I'm told that it can't be told, then I push harder.

If you're out, and starving, and need a bite to eat, then you need fast food.

I'm a bit of a tomboy, but then a girly girl. And I feel like you can be both.

Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.

If loving your job qualifies you as a workaholic, then yes, I am one for sure!

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

In every aspect of life, have a game plan, and then do your best to achieve it.

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.

Then stirs the feeling infinite, so felt In solitude, where we are least alone.

Do your homework. Find your voice. Be authentic. And then dive in with purpose.

If I can help one person in this world, then it's enough, and I've done my job.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Be at peace with your own soul, then heaven and earth will be at peace with you.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Do the duty which lies nearest to you, the second duty will then become clearer.

Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.

When you want to succeed as bad as you want breathe, then you will be successful.

My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.

The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life's work complete.

It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and then do your best.

If you're not yelling at your kids, then you're not spending enough time with them!

If you don't stand your ground, then all that happens is people push you backwards.

Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it.

If you can believe in God, then you can believe in anything. It's a gang mentality.

If you're from Oakland, and you're not a Raiders fan, then you're not from Oakland.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

If everyone would look for that uniqueness then we would have a very colorful world.

I'm a big believer in everything meant to be. If it didn't work out then, it's fine.

If you don't want war, then you had better be an advocate for diplomacy with muscle.

Let no man be called happy before his death. Till then, he is not happy, only lucky.

Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.

It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see.

When you've seen beyond yourself, then you may find, peace of mind is waiting there.

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.

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