I was recently designated Tweeter Laureate of Texas, which apparently is a thing.

Actually caffeine is too hard on my system. I'm a delicate boy from Plano, Texas.

In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON.

I have a good friend who's a Texas girl; Texas girls are a whole different breed.

Texas has a tight cohesiveness perhaps stronger than any other section of America.

I want to thank the people of Texas for asking me to represent them in Washington.

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.

I grew up in Texas in a family that fished and hunted, so I've shot guns as a kid.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

Fort Worth is friendly; it's still a Texas town. It's the most Texas city in Texas.

I come from Texas. We're a different brand of people. You're not changing who I am.

I don't hate anything about Texas. I love my state. I love my area. It's like home.

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with.

Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.

Let's face it, Obama is not a hugely popular political figure in the state of Texas.

I lived in Texas for 10 years. There were a lot of people chewing, including my dad.

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'

George W. cares as much about climate change as you would expect from a Texas oilman

I travel all over the country, all over the world, and I'm happy to call Texas home.

Never spit in front of women and children, and never insult the great state of Texas.

There are more Baptist preachers in Texas than Baptist missionaries in all the world.

George W. cares as much about climate change as you would expect from a Texas oilman.

To be beautiful in Texas, you had to be blonde and blue-eyed and have a name like Ann.

When I was 9 years old, I started performing around my hometown of San Antonio, Texas.

Well, I was born in El Paso, Texas, it was in the nearest hospital to the family farm.

One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them.

Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

I think that the very fact that CBS fought and fought and fought in Texas, in New York.

Maybe I will go to Paris. Who knows? But I’ll sure as hell never Go back to Texas again

I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas.

There are parts of Texas where a fly lives 10,000 years and a man can't die soon enough.

Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans

I knew that when I resigned from the University of Texas that I would never coach again.

I grew up in a refinery town in Texas, and we weren't fancy enough to have a McDonald's.

People in Texas wear cowboy hats; they're good at keeping the sun off your neck and face.

I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas.

I am both proud and honored to be on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ballet Theater.

We can't have deficit spending in Texas. You have to balance your budget every two years.

I was raised all over. Kansas, Hawaii, Georgia, Texas and Kentucky, by the time I was 11.

Took your car, drove to Texas. Sorry honey, but I suspected, you and I can't cry anymore.

My Longhorns are registered and I am a member of the Texas Longhorn Breeders Association.

In addition to the dread of Indians, Texas held out no inducements for Mexican emigrants.

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control.

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it.

While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

'Paris, Texas' gave me a chance to play compassion, and I'm spelling that with a capital C.

On the music side, I'm a cross between maybe that Texas songwriter and that Tom Petty feel.

There is no price tag on an American life - whether it's in Florida, Texas, or Puerto Rico.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes.

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