Some of my finest memories are from my time at the University of Texas.

I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.

While I was on an undercover assignment in Texas, I met my wife, Kelly.

If you go down to Texas, people are real proud about and they rep Texas.

I grew up in trailer houses in New Mexico, Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma.

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute.

There's a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.

And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.

Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys are simply the best band that ever was.

It's always bothersome when California does something better than Texas.

I still call Texas home. It is where I spent most of my life growing up.

I literally paid my way through the University of Texas with my umpiring.

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has ever blessed my vision!

I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas

Our tax code encourages people to raise thoroughbred horses, not children.

I made it from Paris, Texas, to Paris on the Strip. Who else can say that?

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

I'm a pretty private person. I live in Texas, and I like my small network.

Minnesota is legit. There's so much space to run, like back home in Texas.

When I started out, I was a basketball player at Texas Wesleyan University.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

Judges in Texas swing the gavel with one hand and take money with the other.

The number of starting quarterbacks in the NFL from Texas speaks for itself.

Fellow from Texas can tell the difference between grass-roots and AstroTurf.

I was kind of sheltered. I grew up in Silsbee, Texas, a town of 3,000 people.

I'm from Texas, and I would love to do an old-fashioned gun-slinging Western.

I love Texas, I can't wait in a couple of days to be home to the great state.

If we can make Washington more like Texas, the whole country will be a winner.

North Texas is by far the most serious minded jazz program I have encountered.

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

I want to see Texas remain an entrepreneurial powerhouse in the United States.

I come from extremely liberal people, one of only 20 in Texas where I grew up.

How come trying to explode myths about Texas always winds up reinforcing them?

I didn't drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.

I am a Cajun Baby in a Texas girl, an all-American woman and a global goddess.

In my case, I was covering politics in Texas as a newspaper man in the 1960's.

I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

I'm always going to live in Texas. Texas is my home - it'll be my home forever.

Texas was defined by its larger-than-life characters, particularly politicians.

Attention, Texas Brigade! The eyes of General Lee are upon you. Forward, march!

Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking?

Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.

here in Texas maybe we've got into the habit of confusing bigness with greatness.

Saskatchewan is much like Texas - except it's more friendly to the United States.

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