In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

Well, I was fourteen in Texas. But I looked twenty-five.

[My grandparents] were from Texas. El Paso. White trash.

Texas has no system in place, and what you have is chaos.

We remained in Texas leading a quiet home life until 1889.

I got my name in the hat for 2019 Mayor of Houston, Texas.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.

The East Texas accent is a famously difficult accent to do.

Once you coach football in Texas, you fall in love with it.

English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.

I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky.

You just can’t live in Texas/if you don’t have a lot of soul.

We wrote and recorded the 'Bond' song on a tour bus in Texas.

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

Everything I ever will be is because of Texas A&M University.

The last thing Texas women need in their lives is Greg Abbott.

In L.A. everyone is an actor. In Texas, everyone's a musician.

If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.

We must regain Texas, peaceably if we can, forcibly if we must.

If I never did another film after 'Paris, Texas,' I'd be happy.

Texas is not really a red state - it's just a non-voting state.

I have a good fan base in Texas. It's almost like a second home.

The only thing I did at RKO of any note was lose my Texas accent.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

Texas is a big state. It's a major force in the Republican Party.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

Texas Red is about the biggest blues hellraiser you'll ever meet.

Everybody thinks the Bushes are from Texas. I've been there twice.

But I'm a citizen of Texas and try to spend most of my time there.

I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her.

Never forget, son, when you represent Texas, always go first class.

The tradition you have at the University of Texas is like no other.

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

By 1899, we had learned to tame the darkness but not the Texas heat.

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.

When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow it?s magical.

I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color.

Texas was a hotbed for professional wrestling when I was growing up.

I follow Texas A&M very closely, having worked with the SEC Network.

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

I never found a place where I wanted to live more than Alvin (Texas).

I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday.

Take Texas the way Texas takes bourbon. Straight. It goes down easier.

I love and respect the West - you can't live in Texas and not do that.

Texas created more jobs in 2008 than the rest of the states - combined.

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