My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

I love songs that tell stories. They make you feel something, something real.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.'

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking?

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

The globalists are smart and tell us sin is fun, sin is a red-devil cheerleader.

To tell you the truth, I was turning into a little spoiled brat after 'Rocky V.'

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

One thing I always tell people. If you want to be gold medalist, you partner one.

Do not tell secrets to those whose faith and silence you have not already tested.

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story or tell a story about them.

As a pilot, I can tell you drones may be a lot of things; airplanes they are not.

You got to be willing to walk in a storm. That's what I tell people all the time.

With Spotify, people don't get it until they try it. Then they tell their friends.

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth.

I tell everybody that you haven't lived a good life if you haven't made a mistake.

One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.

How can you tell when a political ideology has become the equivalent of a religion?

Trust your gut. You know yourself, so don't let somebody else tell you who you are.

I paint American people, and I tell American stories through the paintings I create.

It's kind of hard to tell your life story and state all facts and it still be sweet.

Everybody - every single person - has a story. Find yours and tell it in your voice.

You can tell all you need to about a society from how it treats animals and beaches.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.

I have always wanted to tell my story - or, more to the point, my side of the story.

The theatre was created to tell people the truth about life and the social situation.

Let me tell you something: being broke ain't going to make nobody come to the Gospel.

If you need me to tell you that if you serve God, you'll get a Mercedes, you're lost.

It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived - Fox is here!

Everyone has a story to tell. All you have to do is write it. But it's not that easy.

What is a friend? I will tell you... it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!

Our job is only to hold up the mirror - to tell and show the public what has happened.

Black history is American history. You cannot tell one story without telling the other.

I want to tell young girls to try thinking of their future selves as their role models.

Fashion is what people tell you to wear. Style is what comes from your own inner thing.

Everybody's got a different way of telling a story - and has different stories to tell.

I've always been a fighter. If you tell me I can't, I'll die trying to prove you wrong.

My gut feelings and my faith tell me that until God shuts a door, no human can shut it.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

A brave man is a man who dares to look the Devil in the face and tell him he is a Devil.

The historian will tell you what happened. The novelist will tell you what it felt like.

As many an architect will tell you, human behavior changes according to the environment.

Don't let anyone tell you that you have to be a certain way. Be unique. Be what you feel.

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