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The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Stupidity is a blockage in the ability to receive, integrate and transmit new signals.
Succeed! It has been done, and with a stupidity that can astound the most experienced.
I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.
Stupidity trumps Machiavelli almost every time when you are looking for an explanation.
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Americans have a healthy stupidity. That lack of sophistication is a secret superpower.
Capable people do not understand incapacity; clever people do not understand stupidity.
It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.
Stupid — well, there are so many kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.
Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance.
If that isn't typical male stupidity! If something doesn't work, kick it or swear at it!
Want of tenderness is want of parts, and is no less a proof of stupidity than depravity.
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
My grandfather... saw where inherited wealth ruined people. And my grandfather was right.
Stupidity is an immovable object: you can't try to attack it wiithout being broken by it.
One should commit no stupidity twice, the variety of choice is, in the end, large enough.
The world is so full of simpletons and madmen, that one need not seek them in a madhouse.
Never underestimate the potential for human stupidity when wealth and power are at stake.
The Good Lord hasn't done this well: He placed limits on everything, except on stupidity.
So much of existence is so boring. To have little moments of stupidity is always welcome.
The fool has one great advantage over a man of sense; he is always satisfied with himself.
Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.
No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.
No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.
If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.
When the wisdom speaks, be quite and listen! When the stupidity speaks, stand up and leave!
Everyone had a reason for everything they did, even if that reason was sometimes stupidity.
I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.
And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
All the brains in the world are powerless against the sort of stupidity that is in fashion.
When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.
Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout.
Foolish people are never harmless. Stupidity accounts for as many crimes as anger and greed.
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
I couldn't catch a ball or any of that stuff. I could do only what required brute stupidity.
People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.
Exploiting the stupidity of the American voter is fun and easy: kinda like squeezing a lemon.
The greatest danger of a terrorist's bomb is in the explosion of stupidity that it provokes.
Fine, than I will not have to blame you for killing my friends with your stupidity. -Haymitch
The media and their journalists are merely megaphones for stupidity, the verb par excellence.
Maybe it's stupidity, but you just gotta jump into things. That's how I've gone through life.
I believe that this country's policies should be heavily biased in favor of nondiscrimination.
How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.
There are some forms of stupidity that one must be highly intelligent and educated to achieve.
There are two kinds of friendship: one is genuine affection, the other is inability to refuse.