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She avoids deep thought like an empty restaurant, not out of stupidity, but a canny resolve to be happy.
Children are great idealists, until the stupidity of their elders puts out the fires of the aspirations.
Verily, men do foolish things thoughtlessly, knowing not why; but no woman doeth aught without a reason.
Religious and racial persecution is moronic at all times, perhaps the most idiotic of human stupidities.
..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
We have not been scuffling in this waste - howling wilderness for the right to be stupid. All this waste.
Humans fear reason, but they ought to fear stupidity- for reason can be hard, but stupidity can be fatal.
You know when you're young, you have this unbelievable stupidity and arrogance and ignorance all mixed in?
After I reached my teens I decided I didn't want to hang out with anyone. I couldn't handle the stupidity.
It always seemed to me a sort of clever stupidity only to have one sort of talent - like a carrier pigeon.
Naivete in grownups is often charming; but when coupled with vanity it is indistinguishable from stupidity.
. . . it seems to me certain that more people are killed out of righteous stupidity than out of wickedness.
Why are you helping me? (Fury) I don’t know. Apparently I’m having a moment of extreme stupidity. (Angelia)
Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
Those who are truthful, nonviolent and brave do not cease to be so because of the stupidity of their leader.
To philosopher and historian the madness and imbecile wickedness of mankind ought to appear ordinary events.
You know, I eat, I ate pretty well anyway so, I'm basically living the same, I just curtailed the stupidity.
There are a great many people who have a vested interest in maintaining the stupidity of the American public.
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you're the same fool.
I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.
The fools of the world have been those who have established religions, ceremonies, laws, faith, rule of life.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.
Remember: Bureaucracy elevates conformity ... Make that elevates 'fatal stupidity' to the status of religion.
It takes certain kind of naiveté, or perhaps just stupidity, to know things will end and still hope otherwise.
If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!
He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.
Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.
It was stupidity that forced us to discard anything that did not conform with ourself - reflective expectations.
There are people who want to become rich; they become rich. If you persist you can fulfill any kind of stupidity
Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?
Stupidity isn't the only thing humans carry inside of them. I'll show you that we also have the power to purify.
Persons of slender intellectual stamina dread competition, as dwarfs are afraid of being run over in the street.
That's how I was taught. That's how I was raised, to ignore the stupidity, continue on and do what I need to do.
stupidity has a knack of getting its way; as we should see if we were not always so much wrapped up in ourselves
It is by human avarice or human stupidity, not by the churlishness of nature, that we have poverty and overwork.
Let nothing dupe you! Such is the horrible maxim that acts as a solvent upon every noble feeling man experiences.
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
I can't take it seriously when people get excited and scream that religion is in danger, and similar stupidities.
Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating that intelligence. Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.
Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
It seems that in the advanced stages of stupidity, a lack of ideas is compensated for by an excess of ideologies.
Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'
If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.
If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or stupidity - I'm not sure which.