It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.

The Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything.

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

Not stupid. Overly trusting, maybe, but that reflects on his lack of trustworthiness, not on your intelligence.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

It's the ratings, stupid, don't you know? They've got us putting more fuzz and wuzz on the air, cop-show stuff.

Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

The stupid thief wears the sheep bell around his neck! Such stupidity of the bad is always good for the society!

Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things!

However stupid the choice seemed, Shay had made it with her eyes open, and had respected Tally's choice to stay.

How could I have been so stupid to ignore everything I’d had in my life? The color red alone was worth kingdoms.

I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

If you’re not angry, then you’re just stupid, you don’t care. How else can you react when something’s so unfair?

Have patience with the quarrelsomeness of the stupid. It is not easy to comprehend that one does not comprehend.

It sounded stupid, but of course everything does when you're just getting the bare bones facts, only the basics.

Do you know why some people feel jealousy from me? Because I don't like to comment back on their stupid remarks.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some crazy and stupid things

I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.

Trump cannot change because in his mind, he has ALWAYS been rewarded for his boorish, stupid, arrogant behavior.

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.

Having plead guilty, I do not believe that I am any different than the vast majority of the members of Congress.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

I found all these stupid pictures of cats at the beach, and I was like, "They get it, man. They totally get it."

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.

There are some ideas so stupid that only intellectuals can believe in them, particularly left-wing intellectuals.

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

More and more people now have jobs that require them to confront the risk of appearing stupid on a regular basis.

We are more concerned about looking stupid (fear of people) than we are about acting sinfully (fear of the Lord).

My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some crazy and stupid things.

We've arrived at a point where the President of the United States is going to lead a war on traditional marriage.

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

I think that if you do an American movie it's important to earn some money, but in a stupid way, to be respected.

Any gastronome who is not an environmentalist is stupid, and any environmentalist who is not a gastronome is sad.

A stupid person is someone who has the facts, who has the proper information, and still makes the wrong decision.

The market is often stupid, but you can't focus on that. Focus on the underlying value of dividends and earnings.

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