It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

It's stupid the way people extrapolate the past -- and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid.

People think that because of my nature and the tone of my voice that I'm stupid, and that's hard.

They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.

A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight - and when they come out, they're gay.

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

My dad was more, "Let's play chess. Read a book, you're stupid." He's more the intellectual type.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

which is better - to be born stupid into an intelligent society or intelligent into an insane one?

There's no such thing as 'hard sell' and 'soft sell.' There's only 'smart sell' and 'stupid sell.'

Vee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.

Stupid dreams. Even the good ones are bad, because they remind you how poorly reality measures up.

I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid.

The human mind is utterly stupid when it carries, quite willingly, the heavy burden of resentment.

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser.

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

I wouldn't say I'm a feminist, but I don't like girls pretending to be stupid because it's easier.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.

Censorship, in my opinion, is a stupid and shallow way of approaching the solution to any problem.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do.

It's silly to work hard the whole week and then spoil it by not preparing properly before the game.

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.

Nothing makes you feel more stupid than finding out you were wrong when you thought you were loved.

Memo to Congress: America's problem is not that government is too small. It's the spending, stupid!

Accreditation. The "doctorate of fine art." I've never heard something so stupid in my entire life.

He who cannot learn by others' mistakes is stupid. He who cannot learn by his own errors is a fool.

I hate superficial violence. It's shallow and stupid, and the impact on the audience is really bad.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don't think I'm like that. And I'm not stupid!

Dictators aren't stupid, or regimes could be toppled easily by young people mobilizing on Facebook.

Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?

Man is certainly the most disgusting kind of worm that has ever crawled on this stupid ugly planet.

To contrast national solidarity and international cooperation as two opposites seems foolish to me.

My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

I have always noticed that people only think you are stupid if you do things differently from them.

Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.

Now that I'm in love, I haven't a clue. Now that I'm in love, I'm completely stupid on the subject.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

Justice and truth are two such subtle points, that our tools are too blunt to touch them accurately.

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