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sometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
There are 50 new tabloids every year, and I'm in them, and I read them, and I do stupid things.
The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.
It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
Rappers kinda look stupid sometimes. Most of the time. I'm pretty sure I look stupid too a lot.
If you're opposed to the budget I submitted to the General Assembly, you're for a tax increase.
Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
Perhaps a normal man is supposed to be stupid-how do we know? Perhaps it's even very beautiful.
When I'm really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay.
What is it with all of these young single white women? Overeducated - doesn't mean intelligent.
Songwriting is a mystery. And it's a mystery to me that it's a mystery. But that sounds stupid.
And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.
With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty.
If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid.
Stupid people do stupid things, but people who are smart enough can do something really stupid.
'Tis not enough your counsel still be true; Blunt truths more mischief than nice falsehoods do.
Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.
I don't know anybody that I can think of who has contended that the Iraqis had nuclear weapons.
For a lot of Croats, if you're a Serb, they don't want to associate with you. It's just stupid.
I think a high school girl hitchhiking is stupid. It was dangerous then and it's dangerous now.
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Doing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy.
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
No, I'm too busy trying to deflect your Power of Stupidity. But I don't think I'm strong enough.
I think I might have been stupid in some respects, it if weren't for my psychedelic experiences.
When you get asked hundreds of questions, it's not possible to remember the answer to every one.
I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup
You ride in a limousine the first time, it's a big thrill but after that it's just a stupid car.
You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.
There is as much trickery required to grow rich by a stupid book as there is folly in buying it.
Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.
Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
Preservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time.
Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things.
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.
Whoever said the soul and the body met in the pineal gland was a fool. It's the asshole, stupid.
Private property has made us so stupid and one-sided that an object is only ours when we have it
One must be very strong, or very stupid, or completely exhausted to face life with indifference.
The world is run by one million evil men, ten million stupid men, and a hundred million cowards.
I'm a feminist. I've been a female for a long time now. It'd be stupid not to be on my own side.
Men are failures, not because they are stupid, but because they are not sufficiently impassioned.
A pity about the people! they are brave enough comrades, but they have heads like a soapboiler's.
People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it.
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.