I'm very scared of water. When you don't see the water... I imagine monsters - stupid things.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

One should guard against believing the great masses to be more stupid than they actually are.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

Sometimes you gotta get stupid with yourself, and you gotta enjoy your own company some time.

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality.

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.

Even something as stupid as Vine videos makes you feel like you're making things on your own.

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

American education has been littered with failed fads and foolish ideas for the past century.

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

Out of power, Marxism can develop critical intelligence; in power, it quickly becomes stupid.

Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.

Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

However stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man.

Make yourself do something stupid so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad

Whoever looks at America will see: the ship is powered by stupidity, corruption, or prejudice.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

You think this necklace is a tailsman?" "Yep, I'm not stupid Leif. I hang with Death, ya know.

But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.

Of all the bigotries that savage the human temper there is none so stupid as the anti-Semitic.

We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.

The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it

I know too much about religion to be religious, so to speak, and I am not that stupid, either.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

I would never marry a stupid man. Someone who argues, someone who fights, I cannot stand that.

I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish action.

Dissimulation is innate in woman, and almost as much a quality of the stupid as of the clever.

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

It will all go on as long as women are stupid enough to go on bringing men into the world. . .

She is very plain. What does Henry see in her?'" "He thinks she's stupid. He finds it restful.

I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work.

Homecoming's stupid." And it is. Buch of kids looking for excuses to grope eachother all night.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

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