I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

It seems stupid to have discovered America only to make it into a copy of another country.

Foolishness is more than being stupid, that deadly combination of arrogance and ignorance.

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.

Those are always fun characters to play, the ones who are stupid but speak with authority.

It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here.

The ant is a collectively intelligent and individually stupid animal; man is the opposite.

I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.

No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.

If you are being weird or silly you can be excused because you are just playing a character

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way. - Breeze

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

We should be worried about online silos. They make us stupid and hostile toward each other.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.

People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.

Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding

I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should.

As you get older, you don't really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark.

What I like are films that take me seriously, that don't treat me as more stupid than I am.

There are many really stupid ideas that wind up being brilliant, if you can implement them.

I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs.

When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

As an actor, you have to be open to doing things where you look stupid, to be experimental.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.

I know it sounds stupid, but we're just playing. We're playing hard, but we're just playing.

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

Generally, I like to appear smart. I don't admit being stupid when there's any hope I'm not.

I know it sounds stupid and cliche, but I just want to get better. I want to keep improving.

It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.

Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?

I had a romantic, 'Aren't I a good girl?' take on divorce, but the truth is that was stupid.

I just didn't understand the American political system, and I felt really stupid about that.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

A lot of times evil - or, in the case of comedy, stupid - is more interesting than the hero.

Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!

Sometimes your worst competitors are the ones which are dying because they do stupid things.

Soviet propaganda is remarkably effective and the Americans are even more remarkably stupid.

To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness.

He who considers himself a paragon of wisdom is sure to commit some superlatively stupid act.

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