You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays.

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

Do I grow cleverer with age, or does the world grow more stupid?

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

Morally repugnant and tactically stupid are a lousy combination.

The only things we have to worry about are really stupid things.

I bowled a 129... It was like the Special Olympics or something!

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier.

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax.

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

A frightful dialect for the stupid, the pedant and dullard sort.

When do we ask the Sierra Club to pick up the tab for this leak?

anything a guy can do a girl can do better...except being stupid

It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions

This whole world is run by brutes for the common and the stupid.

Politics is the polite way of telling somone else they’re stupid.

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words.

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

I'm not as stupid as some people think. I've got a degree in law.

It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains.

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

It's not supposed to be easy. Anyone who finds it easy is stupid.

If Adam was stupid about his pride, Gansey was stupid about Adam.

You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

When the water starts boiling it is foolish to turn off the heat.

The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.

And I have a plan to do even better, to end welfare as we know it

I mean, I've been stupid in the past, and I've learned from that.

Israel is stupid for allowing people to vent their anti-Semitism.

The stupid woman is the one who thinks she doesn’t need any help.

Government does not create jobs. Government does not create jobs.

If I'm committed to something really stupid, then I'm in a comedy.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

Sell stupid somewhere else--there's nothing better than that face!

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

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