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Hooray for most things!
I'm allergic to stupidity.
Stupid people are dangerous.
Actually, I didn't say that.
Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
Stupid people are ruining America.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Only stupid people are changed by success.
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
We're a stupid industry led by stupid people.
I have a hard time arguing with stupid people.
I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.
At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.
I think the best answer is as little as possible.
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything.
No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.
I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.
Love at first sight is probably for stupid people, but maybe I'm just cynical.
The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Allegri is an easy coach to understand, as he doesn't like to work with stupid people.
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.
There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.
The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.
I feel like I've lost so many amazing traits because I've listened to stupid people, ignorant people who are bullies.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.