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I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
Does the devil possess you? You're leaping over the hedge before you come at the stile.
I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.