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[On STDs] This be Nature’s way of recommending monogamy.
Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.'
Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.