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I get more spam than anyone I know.
Bill Gates / Investor
Knows
Spam
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The internet is 95 percent porn and spam
Margaret Atwood / Poet
Internet
Percent
Spam
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Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.
Nikita Khrushchev / Former General Secretary Of The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union
Able
Army
Spam
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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
Al Yankovic / Singer-Songwriter
Filters
I've Learned
Spam
Use
Pretty
Effectively
Filter
Learned
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Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.
Scott Weiland / Musician
Meat
People
Pigs
Spam
Trash
White
Pig
Processed
Some People
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Make your own fun. As opposed to consume fun like a package of Spam.
Howard Rheingold / Writer
Fun
Packages
Spam
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Don't spam your music to people... let the people around you share it.
Ybn Nahmir /
Spam
Music People Your
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson / Host
Funny
Life
Marriage
Spam
Variety
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I hate spam, and that's what happens when you let businesses onto the network.
Jan Koum / Internet Entrepreneur
Hate
Spam
Businesses
Network
Onto
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I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!
Graham Chapman / Comedian
Monty
Spam
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I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
Art Donovan / American Football Player
Dog
Hot
Pizza
Spam
Vegetables
Dogs
Hot Dogs
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chromosomal dance oh, heavenly happenstance rare creation, you -Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)
Megan Mccafferty / Author
Creation
Happenstance
Spam
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SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail.
Bill Gates / Investor
Ideas
Inexpensive
Mail
Spam
Tools
Exploiting
Send
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MySpace is just spam central. I mean, every day I just get mail inviting me to gigs that are nowhere near Los Angeles!
Curt Smith /
Gigs
Inviting
Los Angeles
Mail
Spam
Me Day Every Day
Myspace
Angeles
Nowhere
Central
Los
Near
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Path does not spam users. Invites on Path are never sent without a user's consent - any allegations to the contrary are false.
Dave Morin / Entrepreneur
Allegations
Consent
Contrary
Invites
Spam
False
User
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Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted. It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted.
Bill Gates / Investor
Corporate
Mail
Spam
Today
Account
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I got quite into Spam once, in Korea. On their Thanksgiving, they give boxes of it to their friends. I fry it in batter with herbs wrapped around.
John Torode /
Thanksgiving
Boxes
Herbs
Spam
Quite
Batter
Fry
Wrapped
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Ultimately, Captchas are useless for spam because they're designed to tell you if someone is 'human' or not, but not whether something is spam or not.
Matt Mullenweg / Entrepreneur
Spam
Designed
Ultimately
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Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.
Dick Morris / Author
Communication
Point Of View
Pork
Spam
Thinking
Views
District
Roast
Thinks
Voter
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I think of the spam folder not as Pandora's box but as a costume shop in which you can play and play at being whoever and whatever you wish. If only for a time.
James Veitch /
Pandora
Pandora's Box
Spam
Wish
Box
Costume
Shop
Whoever
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No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and technology solutions.
David Baker /
Enforcement
Legislation
Solutions
Spam
Bill
Combined
Cure
Customer
Litigation
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The Orwellian vision was about state-sponsored surveillance. Now it's not just the state, it's your nosy neighbor, your ex-spouse and people who want to spam you.
Howard Rheingold / Writer
Neighbor
Spam
Surveillance
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This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem.
Eric Allman / Computer Programmer
Spam
First One
Telephone
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We already know that spam is a huge downside of online life. If we're going to be spammed on our telephones wherever we go, I think we're going to reject these devices.
Howard Rheingold / Writer
Devices
Online
Spam
Telephones
Downside
Reject
Wherever
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What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text.
P. J. O'rourke / Satirist
Flower
Pockets
Spam
Alexander
Bell
Discover
Graham
Occupied
Received
Search
Text
Vase
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The idea that you don't spam people with five emails a day or that you offer free shipping just seemed obvious to us, because that's how we want to be treated as consumers.
Neil Blumenthal /
Consumers
Obvious
Shipping
Spam
Treated
Day Free People
Emails
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At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now.
David Blunkett / British Politician
Indulge
Spam
Revolting
Sausages
Sponge
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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates / Investor
Funny
Debt
Exciting
Offers
Rich
Spam
Funny Me Day
Almost
Almost Everyone
Every Day
Help
Quick
Receive
Ton
Uses
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I use Spam Arrest because of the amount of junk mail I get. Any legitimate person who wants to send me a message has to jump through hoops before they can be added to my opt-in list.
Kevin Mitnick / Consultant
Amount
Mail
Spam
Added
Arrest
Hoops
Jump
List
Send
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My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and Spam, and it would taste like a four-star dinner.
Andre Dubus Iii /
Dinner
Frozen
Garlic
Resilience
Spam
Taste
Vegetables
Onion
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One of the reasons I got really fat when I left home was because I thought rich people ate white bread and Spam. I also thought they could get processed meals, because we never did, so that was exciting.
Alison Moyet / Singer-Songwriter
Bread
Meals
Rich People
Spam
Fat
Ate
Processed
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Sometimes entire categories of craigslist are rendered nearly unusable by spam. Con artists prowl the listings, paying sellers with fake cashier's checks and luring buyers to share their credit card numbers.
Gary Wolf /
Buyers
Categories
Checks
Credit
Credit Card
Fake
Numbers
Sellers
Share
Spam
Artists
Nearly
Card
Con
Entire
Paying
Rendered
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There are no algorithms for content moderation in place. All 8chan moderation relies on human volunteers and one automated 'bot' account to remove illegal content or spam, automated or human, based only on keywords.
Jim Watkins /
Illegal
Remove
Spam
Account
Automated
Volunteers
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Spam filters are supposed to block e-mail scams from ever reaching us, but criminals have learned to circumvent them by personalizing their notes with information gleaned from the Internet and by grooming victims over time.
Maria Konnikova / Writer
Block
Criminals
Filters
Grooming
Information
Internet
Notes
Reaching
Scams
Spam
Time Internet Information
Supposed
Victims
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Advertising has to be contextual, as the potential in 'push' marketing is fairly limited and is largely viewed as spam. Thus there is a need to get into 'permission' marketing and 'pull' marketing to deliver value to marketers.
Naveen Tewari /
Advertising
Marketers
Permission
Spam
Fairly
Deliver
Largely
Thus
Viewed
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By the time we enter this work world and we're breadwinners, we enter a world that's just cluttered with spam, fake, digital friends, partisan media, ingenious identity thieves, world-class Ponzi schemers - a deception epidemic.
Pamela Meyer /
Deception
Digital
Fake
Ingenious
Spam
Thieves
World Class
Time Work World
By The Time
Cluttered
Enter
Epidemic
Work Time World
Partisan
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Anyone with an inbox knows what I'm talking about. A dozen emails to set up a meeting time. Documents attached and edited and reedited until no one knows which version is current. Urgent messages drowning in forwards and cc's and spam.
Ryan Holmes /
Documents
Dozen
Drowning
Edited
Messages
Spam
Urgent
Attached
Version
Current
Emails
Forwards
Meeting
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Think about spam filters; if email didn't come from someone that someone you know knows, that's an important signal, and one we could embed in the environment; we just don't. I just want the world to be filtered through my social graph.
Clay Shirky / Writer
Filters
Spam
World Important Know
Filtered
Graph
Signal
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Every major communication tool on the Internet has spam and abuse problems. All email services, blogging services and social networks have to dedicate a significant amount of resources and time to fighting abuse and protecting their users.
Evan Williams / Entrepreneur
Communication
Abuse
Blogging
Fighting
Resources
Significant
Spam
Users
Networks
Dedicate
Protecting
Services
Social Networks
Tool
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With Akismet there was an interesting dilemma. Is it for the good of the world Akismet being secret and being more effective against spammers, versus it being open and less effective? It seemed more people would be helped by blocking spam.
Matt Mullenweg / Entrepreneur
Dilemma
Spam
Versus
Good World People
Blocking
Effective
More People
Seemed
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The marooned friend is one of the best-known scams, principally because it's the one that dodges the spam filter most often. It comes from someone you know but often only tangentially. It's since become - hands down - one of my favourite scams.
James Veitch /
Favourite
Scams
Spam
Friend
Filter
Principally
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The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying, 'Can you invest in this or that?' People are now e-mailing me saying, 'Oh my God, can I invest in your company?' It's a reverse solicitation of money.
Jefferson Han /
Spam
God Money Me
Invest
Funniest
Funniest Thing
Oh My God
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I can't say I'm particularly happy about all the spam and the viruses and the equivalent that we see on the Net, but I think technology can deal with many of the problems that we're now seeing, whether it's filtering or whatever, and laws may help a lot.
Vint Cerf /
Seeing
Spam
Viruses
Laws
Deal
Equivalent
Filtering
Particularly
Net
Problems
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I remember eating in school in the years after the Second World War. Most of my friends had miserable portions of Spam with an inedible, glutinous pudding served in containers we called 'coffins.' As a vegetarian, I had a lump of loathsome cheese and some bread.
Robert Winston / Professor
War
Bread
Cheese
Miserable
Portions
Pudding
School
Second World War
Spam
Years
War World Remember
Loathsome
Lump
Served
World War
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Natto, Japanese ferment bean paste, will never cross my lips again. Spam Musubi, on the other hand, is something I love. I used to have a roommate of Vietnamese descent, and he would eat it all the time. It looked gross, but I finally had it - wrapped in seaweed and rice - it was terrific.
Adam Richman / Actor
Descent
Gross
Lips
Rice
Seaweed
Spam
Terrific
Vietnamese
Love Time Will
Again
Bean
Cross
Ferment
Finally
Hand
Japanese
Looked
Paste
Wrapped
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The difference between a stranger sending you a message that you might be interested in at a very low volume level, no repetition, just sending it to very few people, and that being done as spam - those things get close enough that you want to be careful never to filter out something that's legitimate.
Bill Gates / Investor
Inspirational
Be Careful
Being Done
Careful
Differences
Done
Enough
Might
People
Repetition
Spam
Stranger
Volume
Between
Interested
Close
Difference
Few
Few People
Filter
Legitimate
Low
Sending
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If you're making a bunch of little decisions - like, do I read this email now or later? Do I file it? Do I forward it? Do I have to get more information? Do I put it in the spam folder? - that's a handful of decisions right there, and you haven't done anything meaningful. It puts us into a brain state of decision fatigue.
Daniel Levitin / Neuroscientist
Fatigue
Handful
Meaningful
Spam
File
Puts
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The open web is full of spam, shady operators, and blatant falsehoods. Outside of a relatively small percentage of high quality sites, most of the web is chock full of popup ads and other interruptive come-ons. It's nearly impossible to find signal in that noise, and the web is in danger of being overrun by all that crap.
John Battelle / Author
Quality
Ads
Crap
Danger
Impossible
Noise
Shady
Spam
Blatant
Open
Nearly
Full
High
Falsehoods
Small
Outside
Overrun
Relatively
Percentage
Signal
Sites
Web
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There are fun parts of running a startup and not so fun parts, and Facebook handles the not so fun parts, like infrastructure, spam, sales. The real questions are, how big can 'Instagram' get? Is it 400 million, or bigger? Can it be a viable business if it is that big? These are at the top of the list for everyone in Silicon Valley.
Kevin Systrom / Entrepreneur
Infrastructure
Silicon
Silicon Valley
Spam
Facebook
List
Sales
Startup
Valley
Viable
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