Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
I'm clean and sober.
No sober person dances.
Yoga is how I got sober.
Half as sober as a judge.
Girls like me more sober.
I got sober at age forty-two.
I'm sober now and very happy.
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.
How do you look when I'm sober?
Did you ever try to sleep sober?
When I got sober, that was 1990.
What's the point of staying sober?
I got sober, and I got happy again.
I got sober when I was 22 years old.
Such sober certainty of waking bliss.
Being sober is not a struggle for me.
I got sober for good on December 7, 2008.
No one dances sober, unless he is insane.
I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.
Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.
I'm totally clean and sober my whole life.
Work is my hobby, staying sober is my job.
To live sober is...to die countless times!
I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.
Being sober and clear-eyed changes everything.
Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy.
To write you must be warm, fed, loved and sober.
Cold sober, I find myself absolutely fascinating.
After a hellish decade, my son got and stayed sober.
I've written songs sober and I've written songs high.
The Russian people, sober, are said to be a gentle people.
When I became sober, I was 27 and struggling as an artist.
Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.
And now I'm right back where I started. Sober and miserable.
So, I gained a little..weight, .. Big deal. Clean and sober.
An honest man, that is not quite sober, has nothing to fear.
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Madness comes from God, whereas sober sense is merely human.
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?
As you get older, you kind of take a more sober view of life.
They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
When I got clean and sober, that was a major change in my life.
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)
Why should I be sober when God is so clearly dusted out his mind?
