With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Life at any time can become difficult: life at any time can become easy. It all depends upon how one adjusts oneself to life.

I'd define my everyday style as put together, but also comfortable. A great pair of jeans and a cute top can be so versatile.

Without silence, there cannot be any real appreciation in life, which is as delicate in its inner fabric as a closed rosebud.

A work of art is said to be perfect in proportion as it does not remind the spectator of the process by which it was created.

Every work of art has one indispensable mark ... the center of it is simple, however much the fulfillment may be complicated.

Design is both a political and cultural force for change, although most designers choose not to think about the power it has.

I am convinced all of humanity is born with more gifts than we know. Most are born geniuses and just get de-geniused rapidly.

I played trumpet in school once because I joined band because a cute boy played trumpet too. And I was really bad at trumpet.

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

I always come on the ground with a smile on the face, but inside, I'm always ready to fight and try to give as much as I can.

A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve.

Real change isn't found in some new way to think about yourself, but in freedom from the need to think about yourself at all.

Every age develops its own peculiar forms of pathology, which express in exaggerated form its underlying character structure.

In all the years together You've shared joy, and contentment too Long may it continue In the years ahead, for the both of you

I have learned that to have a good friend is the purest of all God's gifts, for it is a love that has no exchange of payment.

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's job with yesterday's tools and yesterday's concepts.

I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season.

I still felt fondness for her - fondness, that pleasant, detached mix of admiration and sentiment, appreciation and nostalgia.

My first TV crush was Elroy Jetson, because he was so cute. And I wanted to play with Astro on his automatic dog-walker thing.

If you don't like the way the world is, you change it. You have an obligation to change it. You just do it one step at a time.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

Remember, no human condition is ever permanent. Then you will not be overjoyed in good fortune nor too scornful in misfortune.

I jumped out of an airplane on my 34th birthday because I promised myself I would. I have an interest in confronting my fears.

Explain to me, please, why in our literature and art so often people absolutely incompetent in this field have the final word.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

The holly green, the ivy green The prettiest picture you've ever seen Is Christmas in Killarney With all of the folks at home.

It's surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends.

Stars of heaven, clear and bright, Shine upon this Christmas light, Vaster far than midnight skies Are its timeless mysteries.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one.

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

It is only with the best judges that the highest works of art would lose none of their honor by being seen in their rudiments.

If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.

Let the future say of our generation that we sent forth mighty currents of hope and that we worked together to heal the world.

We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything!

When I judge art, I take my painting and put it next to a God made object like a tree or flower. If it clashes, it is not art.

When you're surrounded by feathers and sequins and ridiculous Lycra outfits, it's impossible not to have a smile on your face.

At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows.

I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute at all, and if they are cute they very rapidly outgrow it.

It is a great day anytime I can bring a smile to a girl or boy, knowing that I am helping to inspire them to always dream big.

Oh, no, I'm not brave. When a thing is certain, there's nothing to be brave about. All you can do is to find your consolation.

a swell of gratitude and appreciation for his assistant, as opposed to the murderous rage he felt toward the rest of his staff

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.

People are crying up the rich and variegated plumage of the peacock, and he is himself blushing at the sight of his ugly feet.

If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains!

Don't listen to negative influences. Believe in yourself, and show others what you can do. Only "you" can find your potential.

Every piece of art is a mirror and serves the function of reflectivity to expose to you and reveal to you more of who you are.

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