It's fun to slap people around.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

I used to slap my hip to keep a beat.

I'll take anything and slap it on a canvas.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I'll slap anyone who tries to get fresh with me.

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.

The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!

In a perfect world, I don't think any man should slap anyone.

Seriously, who doesn't want to slap a 27-year-old movie star?

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor', I beg you to slap me.

Train your girls, if someone is touching you the wrong way, slap him.

Being a pageant girl taught me to be polished, poised and slap on a smile.

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.

I don't like poetry that just slaps violent words on a canvas, as it were.

The critics slap labels on you and then expect you to talk inside their terms.

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.

Cancer is a cosmic slap in the face. You either get discouraged or ennobled by it.

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

We did 'Friends Like These' on BBC and 'Slap Bang' on ITV which didn't work as well.

I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I think fans can tell if you just slap a skateboarder on a game - you can't fool kids.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth.

Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar.

I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

I had a journalist slap me, and it wasn't anyone that I had ever met before. I was at the airport.

Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia.

Every dish doesn't have to be showy, and every dish doesn't have to slap you in the face with technique.

I don't knock anyone's hustle, but I didn't want to slap my name on anything that wasn't authentic to me.

Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders.

I slap people in public, especially erring policemen. I can even challenge them to a duel. I am a gunfighter.

Beijing was a huge slap in the face, and it forced me to look at myself. I have to realise that this is my life.

What's so fun about doing the same thing again and again? You can only slap the handcuffs on a guy so many times.

I was kind of a slap hitter, trying to get base hits, hit line drives, stay below a certain trajectory with my ball.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

No matter how long my day has been, I never forget to remove my make-up and slap on some intensive moisturiser before I go to bed.

I've got such a disgusting, wide, smug grin on my face all the time that my friends just want to slap me. I've never been so happy.

I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.

People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am.

I always feel that art in general and acting in particular should make the audience a little uncomfortable, to slap them and wake them up.

What I try to steer my kids away from is any time there's a pattern, and you can slap any other track on that track, and it would still work.

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